Yard Gnome Threats...

[z_mochachino]

So.

I walked out of my apartment this morning, to find a yard gnome sitting in front of my door. You know, the lawn ornament kind? So it's sitting there, in it's awkwardly gnomish pose, holding out it's hand... well, attatched to it's hand was a red ribbon, upon which was dangling a large white envelope stating in bold red [lipstick?] "YOU'RE NEXT

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[jprincess34]

I want to see a picture!

[z_mochachino]

I'll bring the card [the gnome disappeared, like- it wasn't there when I got home from work.]