Could someone, uh, I don't know, WAKE ME UP FROM THIS GOD-AWFUL NIGHTMARE?

[z_smith_rock]

Sorry. What?

Filch, you say? Noooo, Filch? That slimy, skin-wobbling, scowling, crooked nobhead? Head of Hufflepuff?

It honestly makes me want to go up to Hogwarts right this minute and apply for the job. Or kill Filch. Or both. You know, it doesn't really matter.

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[no_flower]

I never knew you had that in you Smith. I'm shocked.

[z_smith_rock]

I am a man living on the edge, my dear! I am a shooting star leaping through the skies! That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

Well, they don't but they very well might.