It's hard, but worth it, since eventually you get intravenous applesauce and you can beat kids with a cane and tell them to get off your damn lawn!
It's awesome, but until that glorious day, enjoy your youth, beauty, and the ability to have mad sex and run away from home to be a groupie for a metal band, for which you will eventually become a manager of on account of your so damn charismatic.
You will top charts in the US and Japan, and retire to an island off the coast of South America; where you will proceed to have Pina Coladas, get caugt in the rain, and beat kids with a cane and tell them to get off your damn lawn.
MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE: HAVE MAD GROUPIE SEX WITH A METAL BAND AND THEN BECOME THE MANAGER AND TO GROW OLD ON MY OWN ISLAND
Or maybe I'll get to the mad groupie sex part and get stuck;
I forgot I had charisma ; ; BTW--Two other people commented on my amazing ability to always have crazy awesome things happen around me last week; and yes. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY. Btw, Icon is practice for the future.
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It's awesome, but until that glorious day, enjoy your youth, beauty, and the ability to have mad sex and run away from home to be a groupie for a metal band, for which you will eventually become a manager of on account of your so damn charismatic.
You will top charts in the US and Japan, and retire to an island off the coast of South America; where you will proceed to have Pina Coladas, get caugt in the rain, and beat kids with a cane and tell them to get off your damn lawn.
Full circle, <3
~TPX
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I laughed so hard... I just about died.
MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE: HAVE MAD GROUPIE SEX WITH A METAL BAND AND THEN BECOME THE MANAGER AND TO GROW OLD ON MY OWN ISLAND
Or maybe I'll get to the mad groupie sex part and get stuck;
I forgot I had charisma ; ;
BTW--Two other people commented on my amazing ability to always have crazy awesome things happen around me last week; and yes.
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.
Btw, Icon is practice for the future.
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*insert disgruntled face here*
remember to come up and breathe for a bit lest you drown in all the hw you have to do darlin'
oh and for shits and giggles:
*pet x 932049203423*
<3
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