The day I saw Dungeons and Dragons the Movie, I decided that I could've written a better script for that movie overnight. And I did. That night. (Which is not saying that much b/c a thousand chimpanzee corpses raining down on a thousand typewriters couldn't have stunk worse than D&D the movie.) And here is that old script, freshly re-typed, and ( Read more... )

El Golem
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robots, man.

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I was born with a caul, y'know? I could've totally joined their witch-club.

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PART III, SECOND HEAD, QUESTION XVI.

Of the fit Time and of the Method of the Second Examination. And it is the Eleventh Action,
concerning the Final Precautions to be Observed by the Judge
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