Wait, wait

[zach_wallace]

I get the power of telepathy, and all I wind up accomplishing is accidentally killing my puppy love interest? Geesh, and with the 3% survival rate I probably don't even live long enough to achieve my goal. I can't even imagine what weapons you guys must have had if you got me even though I had telepathy!

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[tell_oconnor]

*hits Zach upside the head* You kill me for fun? Humph. Well, I'm glad some people find the idea of my dying entertaining, because I don't particularly. Jeeze, if you're going to murder me the least you could do is come up with a better excuse than "it was just for fun".

But the thing I'm really curious about is how going to the bathroom could possibly necessitate killing so many people? I mean, there must have been a really long line or something, cuz that's just weird.