OMG HOLY ZACHARY KRALIC POST
Um yea what's up. Ok I know I haven't posted in like 16 years, and thats my bad. So I'm just gonna update my life starting with a few days after my birthday. But instead of writing a hellaciously long post in paragraph form, I'm gonna do it number form. Thats right deal with it bitches.
1. I got fired from my really good job at lovesac
2. Lost my balla status in my circle of friends
3. Sold drugs for like 2 weeks just to get by
4. Realized that dope money wouldn't always be sufficient so I stopped
5. Reconnected with a really good old friend
6. Fell in love with new Fox Reality Channel. ITS COPS ALL THE TIME MAN!!! and other quality fox reality tv shows
7. I AM REALLY FUCKING COOL
8. Lost a really good friend with benefits
9. Sat on my ass a lot
10. The Doodlebops are the Shit
11. Blue's Clues is the Shit
12. Pretty much anything on Nick Jr. is the Shit
13. Had a really good interview with Red Bull North America
14. Found out that there's a new channel dedicated to the gays and lesbos (Rejoice Rachel...oh wait don't cause you don't have the channel...nevermind.)
15. Had a second really good interview with Red Bull North America
16. Got struck with the bright idea that I could be collecting unemployment
17. Started to collect unemployment
18. I'm still pretty fucking cool
19. Realized that sometimes friends just drift apart
20. Met a lot of really cool people
21. MY FRIENDS ARE THE SHIT even gay ass sean and josh
22. Hung out with my family on the Fourth of July
23. MY NEW JOB WITH RED BULL IS THE SHIT
24. I will soon regain my balla status
25. Moved to Ohio and I am now 36 with a wife and 2 count em 2!! bad ass kids
26. HELLO MY NAME IS GWEN AND I'M HERE TO WARRRWSHHHH!!!!! YO VAGINA
27. Disregard #'s 25-26 neither one of them are true
and thats pretty much it up to now and I'm sorry it took so long for me to post. And I promise to start regularly posting again.... you know if I feel like it.
1. I got fired from my really good job at lovesac
2. Lost my balla status in my circle of friends
3. Sold drugs for like 2 weeks just to get by
4. Realized that dope money wouldn't always be sufficient so I stopped
5. Reconnected with a really good old friend
6. Fell in love with new Fox Reality Channel. ITS COPS ALL THE TIME MAN!!! and other quality fox reality tv shows
7. I AM REALLY FUCKING COOL
8. Lost a really good friend with benefits
9. Sat on my ass a lot
10. The Doodlebops are the Shit
11. Blue's Clues is the Shit
12. Pretty much anything on Nick Jr. is the Shit
13. Had a really good interview with Red Bull North America
14. Found out that there's a new channel dedicated to the gays and lesbos (Rejoice Rachel...oh wait don't cause you don't have the channel...nevermind.)
15. Had a second really good interview with Red Bull North America
16. Got struck with the bright idea that I could be collecting unemployment
17. Started to collect unemployment
18. I'm still pretty fucking cool
19. Realized that sometimes friends just drift apart
20. Met a lot of really cool people
21. MY FRIENDS ARE THE SHIT even gay ass sean and josh
22. Hung out with my family on the Fourth of July
23. MY NEW JOB WITH RED BULL IS THE SHIT
24. I will soon regain my balla status
25. Moved to Ohio and I am now 36 with a wife and 2 count em 2!! bad ass kids
26. HELLO MY NAME IS GWEN AND I'M HERE TO WARRRWSHHHH!!!!! YO VAGINA
27. Disregard #'s 25-26 neither one of them are true
and thats pretty much it up to now and I'm sorry it took so long for me to post. And I promise to start regularly posting again.... you know if I feel like it.