Godamnit

[zacherly]

Seriously no one will give me a fuckin chance. I fill out job applications for roughly 30 minutes and at the end they say " We're sorry, you have not met the minimium requirements for application submission." Seriously why can't they just give me a fuckin chance. And since my Photoshop teacher gave me a fuckin D (See below for my final and you tell

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[youretheproblem]

I don't know jack shit about photoshop, but I think that picture rules. It's fucking lame how hard it is to get a job these days.

[justinschock]

I'd sooooo give you a B haha nah man that's dope shit..Not a D definatly not a D. Also, I SOOOOOOOO feel ya on the job thing.

[zombie_heart]

what the?!
thats lameness, i'd give that a A. that photo is awesome, your teacher seems to have a really shitty sense of humor!
sowwie zach. well your not the only one having bad luck with a job, i hope you find something though!! that damn store we applied for didnt even call me back. STUPID ASS NO NAMED STORE PLACE!!! *shakes fist*

[hallowterror]

I THINK THAT PICTURE IS MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME AND PEOPLE CAN BE REALLY WORRIED CAUSE I'M GONNA SNATCH UP AND EAT THEIR YOUNG IN THE NAME OF YOU AND THEY WILL FEAR AND KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO STOP FUCKING AROUND CAUSE I WILL KILL AGAIN AND AGAIN!

*ahem* Stuff of that nature....fuck Eharmony

[zacherly]

Rendegade rock and roller it is. Now for me ride my motorcycle into the night never to be seen again.....Aww damnit this is never gonna work, I'm afraid of motorcycles. I can't even end my life in a dramatic fashoin right haha

[hallowterror]

I'll drive the cycle you just shoot the double barrel from the bitch seat and we'll go off into the sunset that way.

[anonymous]

online dating is a waste of time. i just got a random email from some 35 year old guy who says he's a physicist or something. it definately has to be a joke. online love is a joke. you definately did deserve better on your photo though. steph