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zachfleury

Notes From Underground- voices of the id

Dec 27, 2005 16:09

Do you ever just want to shoot a squirrel with a crossbow? C’mon, you know you do. I know you just wanna put on your blaze orange vest, clinch your teeth together and lodge the old black arrow right into the heart of beauty’s first rodent. You know… Not out of anger or anything. Just for the sheer pleasure of hearing them shriek and squeal and ( Read more... )

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randomposting December 28 2005, 00:31:26 UTC

*stare*

No. I think squirrels are sweet.

lbsteffy December 28 2005, 03:19:58 UTC

Agreed. I've an obsession with squirrels.

lbsteffy January 11 2006, 00:38:07 UTC

I also have an obsession with squirels, but it is of rather more the crossbow ilk. When I have caught their eye, it was not with the feeling that they were alarmed by me, but that they were alarmed that I still existed and were about to go for my throat to try to rectify the situation... Ever since the chipmunks becamse camp robbers and the squirels stole the marshmallows and threw them at the tent... well, it hasn't been the same. yay crossbows.

-natalie

furiavriel December 28 2005, 04:06:40 UTC

i've never particularly felt that... but! that is not to say i never will.

l.l

wht_rabbit December 28 2005, 06:11:03 UTC

I, on the other hand, concur with my colleague. On occasion I have had want of a crossbow or other projectile for the express purpose of the destruction of rodentia.

Archery rocks. anonymous December 28 2005, 19:30:38 UTC

I also share in your relish of the feel of a crossbow in ones arms...ready to spring forward with a force that is notedly satisfying...But for me...a hay bale and a bullseye would do the trick. I am just too much of a sucker when it comes to taking in the image of a chipmunk or spirrel's hands working over a walnut or seedpod...busy little fingers and mouth - making expressions over his find. Just recall the last time you made eye contact with a squrrel -who was frankly alarmed by you - raising his eyelids at your invasion into his spot of forest--in this citified world. You just know he is talking directly to you, chattering and balking at your staring. Muttering, obsenities in Squirrel lingo. Zach, How could you? :)

Re: Archery rocks. anonymous December 28 2005, 19:31:25 UTC

Mom

Re: Archery rocks. zachfleury December 29 2005, 18:25:43 UTC

NICE! I've always wondered about the squirrel obscenity catalogue. What do they say? What's all that squeeking really mean? Do you think that the squirrel squauk is nature's attempt to censor the poor squirrels' vindicative remarks?

Re:Squirrel obscenities anonymous January 12 2006, 01:45:49 UTC

Chitt! Mutter nutter gleek plick! Dad Burn Chippy! What Chu Lookin at? Yeah I got Nuts! ...(mmmm this seed looks ripe)Mutter Mutter Mutter... Crackhead! (How m I gunna open this thingy) ....I'm leaving now! (Where'd he go..) Ch Ch Chitt! (He's over there) Nuts! What am I a freak show? Dagnabit! You two legged owl-eyed Bug -I'll drop you like a pinecone--- GIT! (mutter mutter...snails leave faster than you)

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