Today my job consisted of taking six calls, making a candy tower, playing candy dominoes, outlining my hands, and talking to a really hot girl at work. Long story short, my job is better than yours. I.E. A vag factory. Yeah, Im talking to you Sara Tate. You pap smearin son of a gun.
-Zack

Pretty much ditto what Sara said.

Sara Leverenz is a three dollar hooker. Yes. You heard me right, a three dollar hooker. I say this knowing it will start a war that I will eventually lose. Do I care? Yeah, but I gotta go to work, so suck it Sara Leverenz!

So I've been sick ever since the Florida/Ohio State game. It sucks because I miss hanging out with my freinds and I'm going stir crazy, but I feel exhausted all the time, so I've probably slept about 30 hours in between the last two days. I've now seen every episode of Scrubs. Church. But I've missed out on a lot of fun. Especially beer pong ( Read more... )

+ I finally got the job at State Farm and worked with my buddy, Sara Ball ( Read more... )

I mean c'mon, you haven't posted an entry worth reading in about a week. Get it together! Well since I don't have anything to read, I guess I'll write. Work is going great, I like everyone on my team, and in particular two girls from my training class. Very Nice! High Five!Spring break was cool, Ive been chillin and hanging out with whoever, and I ( Read more... )

I am getting my wedding on. I realize now this will be the last day people will utter the name "Sara Tate". That makes me a little sad, as I'm quite fond of saying Sara Tate, Tate, Tater, etc. But oh well. I will now take this chance to say Sara Tate for the last time. Sara Tate Sara Tate Sara Tate Sara Tate Sara Tate Sara Tate Sara Tate Sara Tate ( Read more... )

Well, it was yesterday technically, but Happy Birthday Sara. Adventure Landing was f'n awesome besides the fact that laser tag was closed but oh well ( Read more... )

So today was my second day at State Farm. I really have learned nothing the past two days. One, because all we are doing is just making sure we can log in to the systems, and two, because I have a bad case of the daydreams. I get to work with Buddy tomorrow for the first time, so that should be swell. I think I'm going to like it at State Farm ( Read more... )

Well well well. Zack is back on LiveJournal. I know how this will probably go, I will write funny, entertaining posts for about a month, then I'll completly forget about this, and never write in it again. So people reading, appreciate it while it happens ( Read more... )