twits from a nitwit --

• 19:39 I just said to my wife, "I love you, Dawn" and she said "I love you, Dawn" back to me. She is very tired. #

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• 04:36 Obligatory tweet about being up in the middle of the night with the baby. #
• 10:18 You ever notice how edgy commedians go soft after having kids and become Tim Allen or Ray Romano types? Well, now I am writing diaper jokes. #
• 11:35 We are still waiting to find out if she can go home. Emaline has some mild jaundice, so ( Read more... )

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• 07:24 Why good morning everyone! Dawn and Emaline are doing well, and we are looking forward to our first round of visitors! #
• 11:43 It's afternoon and we haven't had a visitor yet! Emaline's grandmother and great grandmother are on the way to see her soon! #
• 16:10 Emaline had many visitors this afternoon! In all the ( Read more... )

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• 08:41 Just got to the hospital, checking in now. THIS IS IT. BABY IS COMING!!! #
• 11:01 Baby update: labor is very early, probably looking at a Saturday birthday. We are chillin in the room watching game shows. #
• 13:07 Expecting a call from Maury Povich tomorrow so he can tell me I am the father. #
• 19:42 Emaline Morgan ( Read more... )

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• 07:34 RT @powettv Megan Fox Not in Transformers 3! - POWET.TV: Movies Games Comics and Toys bit.ly/bxZ9x2 #
• 08:28 I get the feeling that taking care of a baby will be less taxing than keeping up with 2 destructive cats. #
• 09:17 Reading about ticket prices in Rolling Stone, it's so obliviously stupid the way Live Nation ( Read more... )

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• 08:20 Workers digging graves for suicide victims following the forthcoming Lost finale. twitpic.com/1p4tws #
• 10:26 It appears my employer appreciates my want to be a corporate weasel and they're letting me run a meeting today. #
• 14:18 Installed big Twitter update to iPhone. Hopefully this will be better than before, tweetie ( Read more... )

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• 08:04 gamestop has been really aggressive about discounting games of late: bit.ly/bjnxP3 /via @aegies #
• 12:33 spending the day constructing a website for my brother #
• 13:10 the most epic fake movie poster ever:
  bit.ly/avFFW8 #
• 16:19 Iron Man! Halo! Cancels and Renewals! All this and more in Powetcast 33: No More Heroes! bit. ( Read more... )

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• 10:31 We are currently 10 days from the due date for the baby. Any guesses or predictions on the date? #
• 20:06 My time as a childless man is ticking away, so while I lack responsibility, I'll play Halo until I pass out. #

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• 11:05 Rest in Peace Ronnie James Dio, you're a rainbow in the dark. \m/ #
• 15:39 Shia Labeouf admits Indy 4 and Transformers 2 sucked. Good. That's step one. Step two is to stop sucking, Shia. #
• 17:32 This is truly a black sabbath. /via @onegoodlogan #dio #

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• 12:10 scored 4171508 in "Tilt To Live" on "Code Red" (#786 in the World) - bit.ly/be5TUo #agon #tilttolive #
• 15:13 Read Powet Alphabet: T is for 3D by @adamrulz! bit.ly/aqH5RX /via @powettv #

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