OR
"None of these third graders know what the capital of the United States is."
"Pull out their fingernails. They have not earned them."
"Haha! P.S. 14: We Got No Fingernails!"
OR
"We'll be in the office if you need us."
::puzzled look:: "Outside?"
"Yes. That park bench is the office." (outside) "Goddamnit! Who left the door to the office open?!"
Oh man
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