And I run, I run so far away...

Feb 03, 2005 08:43

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crossedreality February 3 2005, 14:49:36 UTC
Jokes about Travis living in the 1800's? Check!

No TV!
No phone! (I just want to be alone...)
No internet!
No religion!

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CAKE'd ON zagrophyte February 3 2005, 15:03:06 UTC
After intense research in my laboratory, I have concluded you tried to slip me a bit of the old Cake!

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Re: CAKE'd ON kittyvertigo February 3 2005, 16:10:21 UTC
------------Brilliant. I don't even know what I am replying to. Good job taking the forum back from those girl things. WHAT DOES THIS DO YOUR FACE IS A FACE ------------

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ghostcandy February 4 2005, 01:12:13 UTC
Yeah, Good job! You showed us.... talking about "Iron Monkey" instead of naked guys. Man, they're so very different!

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*tink* zagrophyte February 4 2005, 03:54:49 UTC
Eeeeewwwww. NINJA'd.
Stupid double meanings ;)

One thing no one is asking: what happened to poor Thomas? Is he in pieces in the Mojave desert? Will he survive? Will the conductor strike again? Is the conductor Iron Monkey?

Thoughts such as these should take priority over breathing even.

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Re: *tink* ghostcandy February 4 2005, 04:35:11 UTC
When inquired about the whereabouts of a young Tank-Engine affectionately dubbed "Thomas", Vivian Rath refused to make a statement on whether or not the train was in her company the night of the devastating wreck.
She however did reply, "Ninjas have a lot of political power, if they wanted they could even kidnap the president! I'm sure if [ninjas] wanted [they] could have arranged an 'accident' to happen."
There were no further comments but it is the belief of this reporter that G.E.I. is purposely withholding information from public view.

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Re: *tink* kittyvertigo February 4 2005, 05:10:44 UTC
An interesting view Vivian. Perhaps he was kidnapped! Who would do such a think to him and and why is the government allowing such things to happen? You'd never expect a cute little blue engine going to the train station to fall victim to such crimes. It must take a skilled criminal to achieve such a kidnapping. Someday perhaps we will find out what happened. If we do, I tell you, justice will be served.

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ghostcandy February 4 2005, 07:02:44 UTC
Dear readers. We regretfully are having to inform you of the abrupt end of a mister K.Knapke. This popular young Jux favorite among teen girls was found dead in an alley-way wrapped up in what appeared to be a plastic "Twister" playmat.

The Hasbro C.E.O refused to be interviewed, yet authorities are not ruling out the possibility of faulty merchandise for the cause of death and are saying that this was the worst "knot" of human bones they had ever seen.
Police Chief Leon Kennedy told us;Quote:
"We're just glad there weren't any more players."

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crossedreality February 4 2005, 23:52:27 UTC
There are so many crimes against proper internet formatting it here, it hurts my brain.

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aww... crossedreality February 5 2005, 05:40:36 UTC
well, the lack of naked men on this forum saddens me. just when i got the david duchovny link right, too.
i am also sad because this is still not a real forum. and i have no idea what iron monkey is.

also, i take offense to the feature that you wrote, graeme, about education majors. i am an education major and think that you stereotyped and over-generalized us. the women that you refer to are going through a lot to start back to school, and you should give them a break whether you hate them or not. my other never went to college and then decided to be a teacher, and it takes a lot out of her, school plus work plus raising kids. grow an empathy organ and take an estrogen pill.

but yes, they should leave their brats at home. bringing your kids to class with you is just sorry. damn, people, find a teenager, give em 20 bucks, and get on with your life.

~ hannah

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Re: aww... crossedreality February 5 2005, 17:57:26 UTC
I'm sorry you take offense, because you shouldn't have. I was attacking only a very specific subset of you. Not all of you, and not all of you that have kids and are of an older generation. I have plenty of empathy for people who deserve it, and these people do not. It's relatively easy to pick out the people who sacrifice and care vs. the ones who view college as an obstacle in their path to a job they feel they are qualified for already, by virtue of being completely stupid.

Now, the ones that actually give up a lot to do this? I have nothing but respect for them. They work a hell of a lot harder than I do. But those aren't the people I'm talking about.

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Re: aww... crossedreality February 6 2005, 16:11:58 UTC
oh. okay! good. thanks.
how are you, by the way?
~hannah

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ghostcandy February 10 2005, 03:33:27 UTC
Why was everybody Kung-Fu Fighting? Was there a one day only sale at Nun-Chuckporuim?

"I first in line. You are jackhole."

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... ghostcandy February 10 2005, 22:45:15 UTC
i'm really not sure how to respond to that, but i'll do it anyway in the hopes that random, persistent comments will make the real forum appear faster.
~hannah

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kittyvertigo February 10 2005, 23:35:20 UTC
I still like the idea of hammer-chucks, and just nailing the shit out of things.

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well, ghostcandy February 11 2005, 14:21:39 UTC
if you're going to go that far, why not just carry around big bloody hammers with which to smash things? kind of like that guy in Thirteen Ghosts, the hammer, with the nails and the hammers for hands? woah, he was way creepy.
~hannah

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