hee hee hee ...

[zagthaar]

This is an open letter regarding the Kansas City School Board's decision to teach Intelligent Design.

The academic endorsements are particularly choice.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go dig out my pirate regalia ...

Comments

[bigredgoofball]

B...b...bbb.....BBBWAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster be with us......

[kphil]

I know that you already wear pirate clothes to work everyday! I have secret pictures of the staff at the robotics institute sneaking furtively into work in the dead of night wearing black leather lab coats and accompanied by legions of hunch-backed minions to secretly work on their giant mecha projects. Satellite photos clearly show hordes of steam-powered monstrosities roam the streets of Pittsburg in search of victims to kidnap and use as unwilling brain donors in unspeakable cybernetics experiements. On their lunchbreaks the institute staff practice their maniacal laughs and look for plutonium on ebay. Soon they will come boiling out their academic incubator at CMU and threaten the world. Clearly only the USA PATRIOT Act and the Digital Millenium Copyright act are all that stands between them and their unbridled lust for power! Vote for me, Lefty, for U.S. Senate and I'll stop the menace at the Robotics Institute forever by decisive spending cuts, short-sited legislation and my mastery of both bluster and grandstanding. Only I can

[bigredgoofball]

You know, if you were running, I'd just about vote for you.... at least you take a stand on the issues. ;)

[isustrikanda]

okay! okay! I'll vote! Now stop with the hurty robots oh the PAIN!