the seemingly eternal suckatude of my existance

[zahau]

I started my day being harassed by local law enforcement for running a yellow light (got off with a warning and a smirk) walked into work and was promptly bitten by one of the special needs adults I work with, not to be out done, his roommate gave me a resounding 'good morning' head butt-which hit at just the right angle to cause my nose to gush

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[bouncingleaf]

Your clients kind of put ours in perspective. Although my coworkers spoke at lunch today about how some angry customer randomly bit someone's head off, no actual biting was involved, nor was there any damage to the aforementioned head.