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[zahnia]

We went to the pool this morning! We had an outside activity! Lindsay Jean, I tried to create a "dancer's feet" collage for you, but i can't bring myself to post it, it's just too, too gross to be in public. Not in a "i don't think my feet are that cute way." In a "this is the surgery channel, welcome to the inside of allison's toes" kind of way

Comments

[whimsyweaver]

Oh COME ON, the world would LOVE to see your deformed feet.

Trailer trash party? Now that's awesome.

Matt fits in your shorts? Damn. Skinny boy.

[zahnia]

you can see them in person! I would love to show you!

What kind of shoes to trailer trash people wear? I want to wear no shoes. I can be Shoeless Allison. Or allison the shoeless. Or allison needs to go clean up.

[whimsyweaver]

You should DEFINITELY go shoeless. And walk on a lot of dirt so you have dirty soles. Totally. And ... let's see. What else? Maybe paint some bruises on your legs. Because, see, trailer trash are usually drunk people. And drunk people bruise their legs (see my legs for proof). And ... and ... and ... you need an old, ratty Disney t-shirt. With, like, goofy on the front or something. Or you can be slutty trailer trash and wear a slinky tank-top but wear lots of eye-liner (especially in the rims of your eyes). And wear your hair in a slicked back ponytail. When I say slicked back, I mean slicked back. Do you have roots right now? Even better!

[whimsyweaver]

Oh! Oh!

Put lots of gel in the ponytail so your hair is all scrunched up and wavy in that hard, perm-y way.

[whimsyweaver]

I'm a big kid, look what I can do
I can wear big-kid pants, too
And I can pull 'em up and on

Mommy, wow!
I'm a big kid now.

[magicalcatie]

no. the pictures, they're really too nasty to post. i don't like them touching the inside of my camera phone.