You're Gay

Apr 20, 2010 17:39

Guess what. If you have an exchange like this with someone you're in to guys. You don't have to be gay, but you aren't totally straight either. And no amount of denying it for any reason is going to make you seem less into penis that you really are. So deal with it ( Read more... )

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underzaumi April 20 2010, 22:42:45 UTC
WHAT?

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zaihikaru April 20 2010, 22:43:53 UTC
Gay.

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underzaumi April 20 2010, 22:45:55 UTC
NO.

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zaihikaru April 20 2010, 22:52:46 UTC
Yes.

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master_at_sushi April 20 2010, 22:44:11 UTC
I'm working on it. >3

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zaihikaru April 20 2010, 22:45:45 UTC
I will assist you in any way I can.

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master_at_sushi April 20 2010, 22:53:31 UTC
Sweet.

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underzaumi April 20 2010, 22:46:43 UTC
YOU AREN'T HELPING ATSUSHI. D:

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flaming_redhead April 20 2010, 22:46:05 UTC
Um...have you seen my sparkles?

I'm not in a relationship but that's just me. I seem to be a minority here. If I was in one, the person would have a dick attached.

But hey, we can't force anyone to come out. If I would have had someone do that to me before I was ready I would have killed someone.

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zaihikaru April 20 2010, 22:54:12 UTC
I'm not forcing anyone to come out. I'm nudging him in the right direction. And then watching him flail.

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flaming_redhead April 20 2010, 23:16:22 UTC
I have to admit, the flailing is cute.

Regarding the poll, go with "Who here likes cock?" There's only a few in relationships. They're all practically married anyway. It's kinda gross.

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zaihikaru April 20 2010, 23:18:35 UTC
One of these days people will learn that if they don't flail I won't bug them.

Yeah, the practically married couples are kind of sickening. Damn those monogamous relationships.

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plieonthis April 20 2010, 22:47:47 UTC
I'm not in one, but I do prefer the cock.

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zaihikaru April 20 2010, 22:58:19 UTC
Yes, I realized this back when you hit on me.

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master_at_sushi April 20 2010, 22:59:55 UTC
Me too. >3

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zaihikaru April 20 2010, 23:05:40 UTC
Yes. You too.

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mistersiesta April 21 2010, 02:14:45 UTC
Are you sure this is gonna help your friend?

By the way! I don't think we met! I'm Jirou!

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zaihikaru April 21 2010, 02:55:10 UTC
Of course it is.

We met once. Kinda. You offered me spaghetti.

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mistersiesta April 21 2010, 18:02:20 UTC
He doesn't seem too happy.

Oh yeah!! You didn't want any. :(

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zaihikaru April 21 2010, 18:54:43 UTC
He's just cranky.

And I was on a liquid only diet. I couldn't eat it. I'll eat it now if you don't mind the fact that I plan on killing your boyfriend as soon as I'm sure Kenya-san won't leave me for it.

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