Roleplaying Meme
1. Choose a few of your own characters. - Igor (Maelstrom), Bob McGavity (SINergy)
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
4. Then tag three people. Nah, they will have a go if they want to.
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Igor
1. Who are you?
I am the Pineapple Bearer and devoted sword of the Jaguar.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
All the other followers of the blessed PeaCOCK
3. How old are you?
I am too pissed to remember, but I will live forever.
4. What's your height?
Including my sword, about 10 feet.
5. Are you a virgin?
Highly doubtful
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Anyone with a pulse. Be they angels, demons or the high priestess of another religion ;)
7. Do you have any kids?
More than likely, not that I know who they are.
8. What's your favorite food?
As long as it is full of flavour and a delight to consume, I don't care a monkeys.
9. Have you killed anyone?
Many, I am a sword for hire. Sometimes I get paid, sometimes I just do it for the kicks.
10. Have any secrets?
Far too many to remember, especially when I am wasted all the time. I could tell you some, if you know the secret handshake.
11. Do you love anyone?
Other than me...
12. What is your job?
To protect the interests of my employers and to worship the Jaguar in any and all ways I can manage.
13. Boy or girl?
Whichever can suck the hardest.
14. What do you do to relax?
Practice with my massive chopper, get drunk and indulge in lots of gratuitous sex. Not necessarily in that order.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Get them horrendously drunk and initiate them ;)
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Get them horrendously drunk and shag them.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Only recently finding out that I have been worshiping the Jaguar all my life. Think of all the snacky blessings I could have by now if I knew earlier.
18. Do you like your maker?
He is fab!!
***
Bob McGavity
1. Who are you?
The unassuming bloke in the corner who is watching to see if you will put your briefcase down for more than 1 second.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Ma McGavity has an impressive brood that are all back in New Texas. God I miss the old country.
3. How old are you?
Old enough to not be sloppy and young enough to get away with it.
4. What's your height?
6'2"
5. Are you a virgin?
I have probed many dark places I'll have you know.
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
I work alone.
7. Do you have any kids?
Not that I am aware of. I hate competition
8. What's your favorite food?
Cheeseburgers
9. Have you killed anyone?
I try to keep the body count low, gives the cops less incentive to find me.
10. Have any secrets?
All locked away where you cannot find them
11. Do you love anyone?
Samuel Colt
12. What is your job?
If you have not guessed already, I ain't givin you no hints.
13. Boy or girl?
Neither. As I said, I work alone.
14. What do you do to relax?
Count the credits in my account
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Find out where their car is parked and get an automated crusher to come and splat it. Preferably when they are sill inside.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
I don't. They can git their meal ticket somewhere else.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Having to leave good ol' New Texas
18. Do you like your maker?
I don't bother him and he don't bother me.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
4. Then tag three people. Nah, they will have a go if they want to.
***
Igor
1. Who are you?
I am the Pineapple Bearer and devoted sword of the Jaguar.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
All the other followers of the blessed PeaCOCK
3. How old are you?
I am too pissed to remember, but I will live forever.
4. What's your height?
Including my sword, about 10 feet.
5. Are you a virgin?
Highly doubtful
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Anyone with a pulse. Be they angels, demons or the high priestess of another religion ;)
7. Do you have any kids?
More than likely, not that I know who they are.
8. What's your favorite food?
As long as it is full of flavour and a delight to consume, I don't care a monkeys.
9. Have you killed anyone?
Many, I am a sword for hire. Sometimes I get paid, sometimes I just do it for the kicks.
10. Have any secrets?
Far too many to remember, especially when I am wasted all the time. I could tell you some, if you know the secret handshake.
11. Do you love anyone?
Other than me...
12. What is your job?
To protect the interests of my employers and to worship the Jaguar in any and all ways I can manage.
13. Boy or girl?
Whichever can suck the hardest.
14. What do you do to relax?
Practice with my massive chopper, get drunk and indulge in lots of gratuitous sex. Not necessarily in that order.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Get them horrendously drunk and initiate them ;)
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Get them horrendously drunk and shag them.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Only recently finding out that I have been worshiping the Jaguar all my life. Think of all the snacky blessings I could have by now if I knew earlier.
18. Do you like your maker?
He is fab!!
***
Bob McGavity
1. Who are you?
The unassuming bloke in the corner who is watching to see if you will put your briefcase down for more than 1 second.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Ma McGavity has an impressive brood that are all back in New Texas. God I miss the old country.
3. How old are you?
Old enough to not be sloppy and young enough to get away with it.
4. What's your height?
6'2"
5. Are you a virgin?
I have probed many dark places I'll have you know.
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
I work alone.
7. Do you have any kids?
Not that I am aware of. I hate competition
8. What's your favorite food?
Cheeseburgers
9. Have you killed anyone?
I try to keep the body count low, gives the cops less incentive to find me.
10. Have any secrets?
All locked away where you cannot find them
11. Do you love anyone?
Samuel Colt
12. What is your job?
If you have not guessed already, I ain't givin you no hints.
13. Boy or girl?
Neither. As I said, I work alone.
14. What do you do to relax?
Count the credits in my account
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Find out where their car is parked and get an automated crusher to come and splat it. Preferably when they are sill inside.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
I don't. They can git their meal ticket somewhere else.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Having to leave good ol' New Texas
18. Do you like your maker?
I don't bother him and he don't bother me.