OH GOD NO. My hair. My hair. BreatheBreatheBreatheThisisn'tabigmatterReally.  It's disgusting utterly revolting NAUSEA-INDUCING in need of gel glowing...

I...

I just...

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Maybe I could use the glowing hair as a conversation topic. It's either that or tolerate the long awkward silences(WHICH WILL COME I CAN FEEL THEM). Talking to Sempai ( Read more... )

I'm not usually one to succumb to memes (All of you. Hive minds, I swear), but... zaizu is blah. I've met prosthetic legs with more get-up-and-go than you. Could you be less melancholy and go out and do something? wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. ( discussion thread)

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Kenya-sempai...

I've...found your iguana...

If you don't get here in five minutes, I'm going to kill it. I'm serious. I just wish it'd let go of my foot so I could actually reach the chopper.

Echizen and that yuta_13 person might just tear each other's throats out one of these days. I should start a betting pool.

Golden Week. Perfect time to run out of money and get an ear infection. Something else was infected too but....nevermind. I don't have enough cash to go to the clinic, so I guess I'll just let it rot. (Ears come in a pair.)

( Kenya-sempai )

There's a new Deejay. I hope he isn't as...noisy in real life as he was in his journal. Maybe his capslock and exclamation mark keys just malfunctioned --yes, they must have.

Dane guy: If you listen to hip-hop and speak at a volume higher than that of cricket's chirping, take your place at the other side of the danceroom during our shifts. I'll ( Read more... )

( Hotel tea needs work. )

Nobody look for me during that event. My costume is so.....brilliant, yes, that you will be blinded. Pay attention to the sparkles in my icon. That's how blinding it will be. I care for all you silly mortals. Now go away.

((ooc: Zai is going as a Niou who is cosplaying as Zaizen. That means no cosplay lol))

Crazy shit happened yesterday. What is wrong with you people. I am staying in this Employee's Central forever. Forever, you hear me. None of you will ever see me again so just pretend Zaizen Hikaru never existed. Remember this face. Then forget it, because I am going to forget all of yours.

That demented son plant is here. He It's right, fucking ( Read more... )

.....It's here.

And it....nevermind. You guys don't have to know.

It thinks I'm it's fucking Mom.

Why the hell are you the Dad. Why the hell.

This is not happening. This is sonothappening.

Something happened to that thing. Don't fucking go near it. I swear it wasn't this...affectionate when we got it.

It's name isn't Pookie.