Zombie birds and the beesnakes.

[zakarntson]

The best part of last night's crazy dream was listening to a teacher give a sex ed talk to gradeschoolers.
Don't have sex with a zombie or your baby will be a herpetoid!

I had to Google herpetoid to discover it's like humanoid, but for snakes.

Wise advice, I'm sure.

Comments

[counterfeitfake]

I wish my dreams taught me vocabulary words.

[zakarntson]

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure that one out. I must have known it on some level. Or got lucky with an invented word.

[the_role_model]

Your brain made up what it THOUGHT was a baby made of herpes.