Things I remember about Ladies' and Zak's Night Out: obtaining Zak then continuing with make up and "hit that" clothes, d.c. espresso beans, Skyy, Goldschlager, Jaegger, more espresso beans, Heather Aly Zak and I pile on the couch with vibrating phone, Heather Aly Zak Brian and I pile on the front steps, slapping Heather's vinyl clad ass, Heather ( Read more... )

Is it good when a girl tells you "I want to have your baby."? I suppose it's better than her saying "I'm pregnant and it's your baby."

Don't feel so bad about doing nothing. I mean, Helen Keller was practically useless, and look how people remember her.

2060 N High Street #112 ( Read more... )

All I get is questions about 9-11 media at work. I con't watch any of it on TV anymore. It's been forced down my throat so much already that it's surreal for me and I am losing touch with the event despite having gone to new york shortly afterwards and smelling the soot, concrete dust, and death that lingered through the air. Fuck, fuck, fuck. ( Read more... )

I worked all last week, and then this weekend I went to canada, drank and gambled.

I work all this week. Hopefully I won't fall into a pattern. I go back to ohio on the 21st and I don't want a daily life pattern withdrawal. On that note, I should avoid sleeping in too.

Man, do I loves me some bowlin. I suck, but just screwing around I was able to beat the jerk-offs in the next lane. and the other ones that were still trying to find themselves through goth fashions ( Read more... )

A Jewish mother has a problem child, so she sends him to the Holy Land, in and around Jerusalem, to become disciplined. He returns a few months later, clean cut and in a nice suit. He is polite and kind, and his mother comments on it. He replies, "yes, I learned much about human character and the truths of life, but I also became a Christian ( Read more... )

Zak12345: i like sloppy seconds only when i've caused it by having the sloppy firsts
VPAndrew: yuck dude
VPAndrew: no more talk of you having sex
Zak12345: fair enough. did i ever tell you the arm story...?

ha, ha, only in person.

I never knew girls existed like you ( Read more... )

Zak12345: I've been avoiding fraternizing with the opposite sex beyond platonic relationships for the last year ( Read more... )