Thank you, kind Dr. Oblishblot, for pointing this out.

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Hillary apparently has her knickers in a twist because Barack Obama is gaining momentum as a possible presidential candidate. Turns out that Obama went to a muslim school at the age of six and I guess for some reason this is a huge deal despite the fact that he is no longer a muslim. Watch Fox News try to turn this non-issue into something much ( Read more... )

If you're wondering what I'm doing up at 4 AM it's because I've had the most severe stomach virus/food poisoning in history. I can honestly say that it was the worst pain of my life. Splitting my thumb nearly in half? Cutting my head open? Fracturing a collar bone? Having my entire upper lip ripped off by a German shepherd? All child's play ( Read more... )

Time to turn off the internet. No seriously shut it off for good.

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I do try my best to stay out of the meaningless Hollywood rumor mill and so forth because frankly I find celebrities to be the most boring, self-absorbed people in the world and I'm not sure why anyone cares what they think. "The war in Iraq? I'm not so sure what to think about that, let me see how the guy from Batman and Robin feels about it." ( Read more... )

Zalgo! Hvatm! Svatm! These toes are making my sinuses itch with unrelenting fury. So, I add half a gallon of paraffin wax to a parking meter full of bees, and where does this get me? APPLE DAY! Assaulted in the head by orange balloons, there's helium in my soul yet ( Read more... )

Verily:

So I voted yesterday, Democrats all down the board baby! Maybe now that we have people who don't want to base the laws in our country around a 3,000 year old book of fables (I just called the bible an old book of fables how hip and edgy is that!) we can do something to snatch this country back from the jaws of madness. This is of course just a ( Read more... )

If you've been keeping up with the news lately then I'm sure you've heard all about Mark Foley and his exploits with underaged boys, ironically violating many of the laws that he helped pass. What I think is pretty crazy is some republicans believe that it's "unfortunate" that this was brought to light because now a democrat would be a shoe-in for ( Read more... )

So what the fuck?‘Values Voter Summit’ Features Attack on ‘Faggots,’ Claim That Gay Rights Movement Inspired ‘From The Pit Of Hell Itself ( Read more... )