It Was More Than a Tingle

[zalitz]

Sister: Patrick, have you been using the wipes in the blue box in the bathroom?

Me: Yes.

Sister: Those aren't ass wipes, they're face wipes for removing make up.

Me: I was wondering why they burned a little...

Comments

[zalitz]

Needless to say, Bonker the Butt Clown was more effort than he was worth...

[falltopleces]

LMAO.

I love you Patwick.