Test Icicles[Chapter 1]
Title: Test Icicles[Chapter 1]
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17 Eventually. Hopefully.
Pairing: Ryden. Duh. And Joncer... if you squint.
POV: It switches.
Summary: 'Brendon don't be such a fucking tease!! Give it to me!'
Disclaimer: If this is real, I'm knocked up by Ryan Ross.
Author Notes: At the end. Yeah. <<"
Prologue
Ryan's POV
I reached frantically for the envelope in Brendon's hands.
"Gimme gimme gimme!!" I squealed, causing several heads in this very nice restraunt to look our way but honestly, I didn't care right now.
"Nope," he teased, keeping the gift firmly in his grasp. The watch I had bought him glittered in the candle light.
"Brendon don't be such a fucking tease!! Give it to me!" I whined louder.
"Nuh-uh. Not until you be nice."
I huffed and slouched down in my chair, being sure to put on my best pout. Brendon sat for a moment, thinking it seemed, until I jutted my lip out further, glaring at him with the shiniest puppy eyes I could manage.
"Oh fine!" he groaned jokingly, tossing me the envelope. Hastily I shredded the paper, revealing two strips of paper with a watermark of mountains tipped with snow. I carefully read what he had written in the blank spaces, the breath hitching in my throat as I saw he had bought me- us. A cabin in the Colorado mountains.
"Oh... oh Brendon! I'm so excited!! Oh my god you are the best boyfriend ever!!" I squealed, bounding from my seat and into his lap, locking my arms tightly around his neck and pressing my lips firmly to his soft, pillowy ones. "I love you so much."
He chuckled softly. "Glad you liked it. So do I get laid now?"
I shoved him playfully, then leaned forward and kissed his neck softly.
"Maybe.." I teased, sliding from his lap.
His mouth gaped open as he frantically groped for his wallet and pulling out a one hundred dollar bill, practically slamming it down on the table.
"Okay, we're done, let's go," he rambled, pulling me out of the restraunt.
"HEY! But I wasn't done with my ice cream!" I pouted as we pulled out of the parking lot and onto the road home.
"Oh don't worry," he said slyly. "We still have our anniversary cake at home."
I giggled softly as he puling into our apartment lot, knowing it wasn't just cake we'd be having...
Brendon's POV
In my arms I held a naked, sweat-and-flour coated Ryan who was helping himself to some of the icing left on my neck. I giggled, trying to push him away.
"Damnit you horn dog... stoppp..." I whined, poking him in the side.
"Mmmm.." he groaned. "But Brennnn... you're so fucking yummyyy..." he laughed, biting roughly on the side of my neck, making me moan out his name loudly.
"Ryan... nngh... we need to start packing..." I complained, but my body reacted a different way, clutching him to me.
"Mmm... you're right..." he sighed, pulling away to kiss my lips softly. "Let's go Brenny Boo."
"Don't call me thatt!!" I said pulling him up to stand with me.
"Nuh-uh. You don't get to control that until you throw these away," Ryan threatened, holding up my favorite pair of boxers that just so happened to be Spiderman print.
"But they're cuuuuteee!" I whined, snatching them away from him. He was already walking towards the bedroom we never got to, and I whined as I trailed after him.
"Why do always torture me like thiisss?"
"It's not always. Just when you come before me."
I blushed ferociously and mumbled incoherent strands of insults normally saved for Ryan's kink nights.
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A/N #1: Okay, I'm sorryyyy. ><"
I couldn't bring myself to make amazing Ryden boi secks.
I'm afraid I'll mess it up and you'll like, never forgive me.
D:
I'll keep trying though.. mleh.
A/N #2: Someone asked me why these were so short.
They're short cause I'm just writing and posting like vomit, mkayy?
It's so I can post one each day. Minimum.
And if you're lucky then you'll get two or three Friday... maybeh.
Don't count on it though...
A/N #3: Okay, last one, I swear. I just wanted to thank you guys for reading this and my other F/F. It makes me feel so special and loved! <333
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17 Eventually. Hopefully.
Pairing: Ryden. Duh. And Joncer... if you squint.
POV: It switches.
Summary: 'Brendon don't be such a fucking tease!! Give it to me!'
Disclaimer: If this is real, I'm knocked up by Ryan Ross.
Author Notes: At the end. Yeah. <<"
Prologue
Ryan's POV
I reached frantically for the envelope in Brendon's hands.
"Gimme gimme gimme!!" I squealed, causing several heads in this very nice restraunt to look our way but honestly, I didn't care right now.
"Nope," he teased, keeping the gift firmly in his grasp. The watch I had bought him glittered in the candle light.
"Brendon don't be such a fucking tease!! Give it to me!" I whined louder.
"Nuh-uh. Not until you be nice."
I huffed and slouched down in my chair, being sure to put on my best pout. Brendon sat for a moment, thinking it seemed, until I jutted my lip out further, glaring at him with the shiniest puppy eyes I could manage.
"Oh fine!" he groaned jokingly, tossing me the envelope. Hastily I shredded the paper, revealing two strips of paper with a watermark of mountains tipped with snow. I carefully read what he had written in the blank spaces, the breath hitching in my throat as I saw he had bought me- us. A cabin in the Colorado mountains.
"Oh... oh Brendon! I'm so excited!! Oh my god you are the best boyfriend ever!!" I squealed, bounding from my seat and into his lap, locking my arms tightly around his neck and pressing my lips firmly to his soft, pillowy ones. "I love you so much."
He chuckled softly. "Glad you liked it. So do I get laid now?"
I shoved him playfully, then leaned forward and kissed his neck softly.
"Maybe.." I teased, sliding from his lap.
His mouth gaped open as he frantically groped for his wallet and pulling out a one hundred dollar bill, practically slamming it down on the table.
"Okay, we're done, let's go," he rambled, pulling me out of the restraunt.
"HEY! But I wasn't done with my ice cream!" I pouted as we pulled out of the parking lot and onto the road home.
"Oh don't worry," he said slyly. "We still have our anniversary cake at home."
I giggled softly as he puling into our apartment lot, knowing it wasn't just cake we'd be having...
Brendon's POV
In my arms I held a naked, sweat-and-flour coated Ryan who was helping himself to some of the icing left on my neck. I giggled, trying to push him away.
"Damnit you horn dog... stoppp..." I whined, poking him in the side.
"Mmmm.." he groaned. "But Brennnn... you're so fucking yummyyy..." he laughed, biting roughly on the side of my neck, making me moan out his name loudly.
"Ryan... nngh... we need to start packing..." I complained, but my body reacted a different way, clutching him to me.
"Mmm... you're right..." he sighed, pulling away to kiss my lips softly. "Let's go Brenny Boo."
"Don't call me thatt!!" I said pulling him up to stand with me.
"Nuh-uh. You don't get to control that until you throw these away," Ryan threatened, holding up my favorite pair of boxers that just so happened to be Spiderman print.
"But they're cuuuuteee!" I whined, snatching them away from him. He was already walking towards the bedroom we never got to, and I whined as I trailed after him.
"Why do always torture me like thiisss?"
"It's not always. Just when you come before me."
I blushed ferociously and mumbled incoherent strands of insults normally saved for Ryan's kink nights.
-----
A/N #1: Okay, I'm sorryyyy. ><"
I couldn't bring myself to make amazing Ryden boi secks.
I'm afraid I'll mess it up and you'll like, never forgive me.
D:
I'll keep trying though.. mleh.
A/N #2: Someone asked me why these were so short.
They're short cause I'm just writing and posting like vomit, mkayy?
It's so I can post one each day. Minimum.
And if you're lucky then you'll get two or three Friday... maybeh.
Don't count on it though...
A/N #3: Okay, last one, I swear. I just wanted to thank you guys for reading this and my other F/F. It makes me feel so special and loved! <333