[public] forward thinking

[zannah]

Apropros of nothing and out of the blue, I received this instant message from one of my team in the middle of the afternoon:

R. [2:27 PM]:
It will take 187500 bright plastic balls, at an approximate cost of $34,000 to fill up the [team's] area to 4' for an adult size ball pit.
I'm going to need a corporate spending account.

After a few moments, I

Comments

[exoteris]

I congratulate you on your proper use of soft-speak.

I have an idea that I need to discuss with you.
Here's a preview: giraffe in a ball pit.

[zannah]

Wow. I like the way you think. Are you looking for a job?

[zannah]

I wish I could 'like' this comment.

[exoteris]

A job as your life coach, right? You're hired!

[seijikat]

I would would totally back a giraffe over plastic balls any day. Think about all of that bacteria on the balls... yucko!

Also, I miss youuuuuu! Where do you hang out online these days?

[kemica]

I support the department giraffe idea. However, due to assumed dress code of said department. Be sure to have enough funding to also buy the giraffe a suitable necktie.

[zzrg]

the world's best response. i am in awe!

One condition:

[shteevie]

I will not be in charge of sifting through the ball pit for the giraffe's 'TPS Reports.'