Would You Like Freud With That?
Part of the Possessed Car 'verse http://zannes.livejournal.com/8606.html
Rating: PG
Genre: Wincest - all talk, no action
Summary: Sammy sees a therapist for his car fixation.
Author’s Note: This is a record of a therapy session of Sam Winchester. It takes place between Parts 2 and 3 of the Possessed Car ‘verse. It’s a record of conversation and the therapist’s notes - regular print will be Sam speaking, italic will be the therapist speaking, and ALL CAPS are the therapist’s written notes taken during the session.
Would You Like Freud With That?
So, tell me why you’re here.
My brother made me come.
Why? BIG BROTHER ISSUES - SUBORDINATE
PERSONALITY
Because I keep trying to exorcise his car.
Oh? MAYBE JUST CRAZY.
It has to be possessed. He’s just so…irresistibly hot when he’s
near it.
So you’re saying the car makes you want to have sexual relations with your brother.
NUTS
No! Well…sort of. Yeah.
What kind of car is it? IF IT’S A BMW, CHARGE EXTRA.
IF IT’S A HONDA, SCHEDULE MORE
SESSIONS.
A ’67 Chevy Impala - black.
Hhmmm…interesting. A muscle car.
NICE RIDE.
It belonged to our father. He gave it to Dean.
Really? DEAN OBVIOUSLY FATHER’S FAVORITE.
Did it make you want to have sexual relations with your father?
LOOK UP CLASSICAL REFERENCES PERTAINING TO SONS WANTING TO SLEEP WITH THEIR FATHERS. WRITE CASE STUDY. PUBLISH.
No! Gross. He was my dad.
Yes. We’ve established that. CAR=DADDY’S LOVE
So, who do you think of first when you think of the car?
DADDY…PLEASE SAY DADDY.
Dean.
DAMMIT
We grew up in that car. Dad was always busy with…work, so
Dean pretty much raised me.
Mmm-hhmmm….
YES! BIG BROTHER IS DADDY! CAN PUBLISH BY
NEXT MONTH.
So do you see this car as an extension of your father’s penis?
No!
YES.
Your brother’s?
What?!
DEFINITELY YES.
Yours?
How’d we get to my penis?
FEELS EMASCULATED. BIG BROTHER MUST
BE HUNG LIKE A HORSE.
It’s just a question, Sam. Do you have a picture of your brother? For your file….
Sure. Here you go.
Thank you.
HOT.
I’D FUCK HIM IN A YUGO, MUCH LESS A ’67 IMPALA.
Oh. It looks like our time is up, Sam. I think I’ll need to see both you and your brother to work through this fully. Is next Thursday good for you both?
Um…we’re usually booked on Thursdays.
OK. I’ll have my receptionist call you with another date and time. See you soon!
Rating: PG
Genre: Wincest - all talk, no action
Summary: Sammy sees a therapist for his car fixation.
Author’s Note: This is a record of a therapy session of Sam Winchester. It takes place between Parts 2 and 3 of the Possessed Car ‘verse. It’s a record of conversation and the therapist’s notes - regular print will be Sam speaking, italic will be the therapist speaking, and ALL CAPS are the therapist’s written notes taken during the session.
Would You Like Freud With That?
So, tell me why you’re here.
My brother made me come.
Why? BIG BROTHER ISSUES - SUBORDINATE
PERSONALITY
Because I keep trying to exorcise his car.
Oh? MAYBE JUST CRAZY.
It has to be possessed. He’s just so…irresistibly hot when he’s
near it.
So you’re saying the car makes you want to have sexual relations with your brother.
NUTS
No! Well…sort of. Yeah.
What kind of car is it? IF IT’S A BMW, CHARGE EXTRA.
IF IT’S A HONDA, SCHEDULE MORE
SESSIONS.
A ’67 Chevy Impala - black.
Hhmmm…interesting. A muscle car.
NICE RIDE.
It belonged to our father. He gave it to Dean.
Really? DEAN OBVIOUSLY FATHER’S FAVORITE.
Did it make you want to have sexual relations with your father?
LOOK UP CLASSICAL REFERENCES PERTAINING TO SONS WANTING TO SLEEP WITH THEIR FATHERS. WRITE CASE STUDY. PUBLISH.
No! Gross. He was my dad.
Yes. We’ve established that. CAR=DADDY’S LOVE
So, who do you think of first when you think of the car?
DADDY…PLEASE SAY DADDY.
Dean.
DAMMIT
We grew up in that car. Dad was always busy with…work, so
Dean pretty much raised me.
Mmm-hhmmm….
YES! BIG BROTHER IS DADDY! CAN PUBLISH BY
NEXT MONTH.
So do you see this car as an extension of your father’s penis?
No!
YES.
Your brother’s?
What?!
DEFINITELY YES.
Yours?
How’d we get to my penis?
FEELS EMASCULATED. BIG BROTHER MUST
BE HUNG LIKE A HORSE.
It’s just a question, Sam. Do you have a picture of your brother? For your file….
Sure. Here you go.
Thank you.
HOT.
I’D FUCK HIM IN A YUGO, MUCH LESS A ’67 IMPALA.
Oh. It looks like our time is up, Sam. I think I’ll need to see both you and your brother to work through this fully. Is next Thursday good for you both?
Um…we’re usually booked on Thursdays.
OK. I’ll have my receptionist call you with another date and time. See you soon!