Brother's Keeper

[zannes]

Part of the Possessed Car 'verse http://zannes.livejournal.com/8606.html

Rating: PG
Genre: Gen, part of Possessed Car 'verse 
Summary: Dean goes to therapy.
Author's Note:

lyonie17 not only beta'd, she gave me the title! I don't own The Boys or their psychoses, but I want tapes of their sessions. Italics indicate the therapist speaking, ALL CAPS are the therapist's notes, and normal text is Dean. I'd suggest reading the other installments to truly get what's going on. You can find them on my live journal.

Brother’s Keeper

Glad to meet you, Dean. I’ve heard so much about you. You’ve developed quite the fan following in this building.

SELL TICKETS FOR NEXT SESSION.

That explains the dentist offering me a free check-up.

DR. KELLY OFF INVITE LIST

Why did you feel the need to visit today?

Sam refused to come back unless I came first. I think you scared him a little.

WUSS

I notice he scares easily where women are concerned. I hear you, however, have quite the way with women.

Yeah, what can I say? It’s a gift.                                                AND WE THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

You’re very generous with your gift.

How do you think your proclivities affect Sam?

What do you mean by that? Sam doesn’t care!

MAYBE STUPIDITY IS GENETIC? FIND OUT ABOUT FATHER.

Oh? Car still possessed?

Dean?

I see I hit a sore point.

It’s not you. Sam’s been riding me hard about it lately.

Hhmmm….                                                                            ASK FOR PHOTOS

I thought that might be something you wanted?

What?!

Oh, I’m sorry. I misunderstood.                                                 NO, I DIDN’T.

How have Sam’s ministrations to the car been affecting you?

It’s been chapping my ass. You would not believe the shit he’s done to my car.

THESE BOYS AND THEIR VISUALS.

So if Sam is maybe taking out his feelings over your…generosity with women on the car, maybe you should show him how his actions regarding the car are affecting you….

Wha-?

Maybe let him know how the car feels when he does what he does….

Oh….I see….

I don’t know what Sammy was talking about, Doc. I like the way you think.

Thank you, Dean.

No, thank you, Doc! I think Sammy is gonna have to miss his appointment next week. I’m gonna take   
      him up to visit a friend of ours….

Good luck!

I’m not gonna need it.

WOULD IT BE WRONG TO ASK FOR PICTURES?