http://www.inittab.de/blog/2005/12/31#20051231_best-joke

Possibly the best blonde joke ever.

http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/

Interesting story. Some of you might like it and some of you might even find it useful.

Warning: Unethical behaviour

Wow today was busy. First thing I had to do for NYE was to supervise five children while they went trick or treating (This is a Norwegian tradition and works differently to the American thing which they probably stole from us) And then fireworks lots and lots of fireworks. Norway is totally a superior nation for having legalised fireworks. They ( Read more... )

Today was really warm. It was only -2! That's the warmest day in a while. I did a lot of hiking today and there was a tiny smattering of snow about. Most of Europe and Norway is covered in snow. The only exception seems to be my little corner of Norway. No matter though because on Monday I'm heading off to a place with lots of snow and an average ( Read more... )

Today I went skating. It seems that every Norwegian toddler with a death wish was out there skating. I spent a lot of time dodging adorably cute guided missiles. Or more accurately unguided missiles. The only greater hazard was inconsiderate middle aged speed skaters who seemed determined to prove that adorable cuteness is no match for Newtonian ( Read more... )

I'm working on the ability to kill people with my eyes. Or at the very least I want my eyes to turn a nice shade of infra dead when I am angry.

Merry Christmas,

Today I celebrated christmas in the traditional Australian way. I went for a swim.

Well its my first update from Norway. The only internet access I have requires me to spend time in an unheated, poorly insulated room. ie The attic. As a consequence my fingers are too cold to touchtype. This is most inconvenient. So it's time for a science experiment ( Read more... )

I'm currently in Singapore airport. It's hot and humid and I've just gotten off a long flight. On the other hand I did read three shakespeare plays. Duty Free alcohol prices are to die for! Will certainly be taking advantage of my duty free alcohol limit on the way home. My greatest experiment is about to commence. Many have commented on my ( Read more... )