livejournal is so fucking stupid. but it's sort of addictive. like you know you don't wanna do it, but you have to. it's weird like that. kind of dumb when the only way you communicate with someone is through lj posts. like, if i ignore you in real life, i'm going to ignore your comments on my lj too. so whatever ( Read more... )

"she is the best friend i ever had, and i love her ( Read more... )

so the pub was full of shady characters tuesday night. for instance, an older straight couple approached laura and i and propositioned us for a 4some, some really creepy drunk guy put his arm around heather and jenn and sang to them, some scary old black man grabbed my hair and told me how much he liked it 15 times, idk man. fucking weirdos ( Read more... )

this is craziness! and i like it! it's so cool that one or two little details can change a situation so dramatically ( Read more... )

so smoothie king is pretty sweet. EXCEPT for the little bastard that said "mommy, is that a girl or a boy?" i don't even understand because i totally had eye shadow and lip gloss and short shorts and jewelry on. fucking stupid little kids. anyway my boss said that i could be opening the store by myself in a week so that's kind of cool. maybe i'll ( Read more... )

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this post is going to be pointless. but i can't sleep just yet so i don't really have anything else to do. i hate that movie strangeland. fucking gross ass dee snider. i miss leigh and meagan and brad. i love jenn more than life itself. laura has always been one of my favorites. speakin of, i got a job at smoothie king and laura will be training me ( Read more... )

no one seemed to understand that analogy quite as well as they should have. maybe it's because i was totally stoned when i wrote it. it makes sense to me though ( Read more... )

Okay, so let's say that you're walking down the sidewalk one day, all happy and shit, and then you trip and bust your knee open! It's a big huge deep wound and it hurts like hell. It bleeds all over the place and ruins your favorite jeans. So you spend a whole entire month letting it heal. It scabs up and starts looking pretty good, so you take the ( Read more... )

what the fucking fuck is that all about. i don't even know ( Read more... )