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in the meantime i got it hard, second floor living without a yard.

Today:

A crazy retard bum hit me on the T platform when I wouldn't give him my quarters.

I GOT AN INTERNSHIP WITH THE GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS McSWEENEY'S!!

!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comedic Writer/s for American Fawlty Towers ( Read more... )

"I hope you have a nice holiday, Ryan!"

"I hope I have a nice fart!!!!"

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is the fact that the alibi friended me on myspace a sign that i've been there too much lately?

http://www.myspace.com/thealibibar

???

i have a huge problem going to bed when i'm tired.

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