sax and violins.

[zap_]

you've been lied to your whole life. jesus didn't die for your sins, i did.

give me all your bible money.

Comments

[as__wicked]

i wonder if god could make a burrito so hot that he, himself couldn't eat it

[zap_]

god's dead.
jesus is alive in me, and only me, and burritos are fucking disgusting yet i manage to consume them.

i think you'd rather ask that question to james bond. that guys fucking crazy.

[sugarcoatedlove]

that's the best thing i've heard my whole life.

[zap_]

obviooously, it was said by moi.