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Sitting here thinking about my upcoming trip to Korea when a thought suddenly hits me like a thunderbolt.

Squat toilets.

I know they're not the only option, but... crap! (Ha ha ha, see what I did there?)

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[magnus_samma]

Okay, here's what you're going to do. You're going to need a stool (no pun intended), a cheap plastic one. It's spring right? Get something from the lawn and garden center at Wal-Mart. Then you're going to cut a hole in the stool big enough for your effluvia. Then you're going to take this stool with you and carry it around. When people ask why, you don't speak their language anyway so you can pretty much say whatever the hell you want and they'll assume you're insane.

Alternatively, eat a LOT of like... bananas and stuff and maybe you just won't have to poop until you get back. I don't know, I'm not a doctor, what do you want from me?

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... That's not a bad idea.

[woekitten]

...on the plus side, no hemorrhoids!

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SFJALKSDJ XDDDDDD hey too late LOLOLOLOL