haha i like how "claims to be a goth" is the last one.
when i was a teenager my mother recieved a letter in the mail from "someone" claiming that they thought their daughter might be a death rocker and how to get help for me. listed their church name and what not. i WISH i had saved the letter but my mother ripped it up.
Well I think I can tell you now...I sent that letter.
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No, I love how claims to be a goth is last next to wears a pin that says I'm a goth. I love that Budhism and, "philosophy", are evil cults. But nothing tops Count Chocula. I've never heard of any Goth eating Count Chocula to be more Goth, have you?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
...but not dancing! Dancing is Satanic!
-Complains of boredom.
Okay, let me just jump in here and say that I am the ONLY person I know who actually IS bored with the world due to the fact that its horror isn't overtly, hallucinogenically Boschean enough, as opposed to almost invisible to the untrained eye in its banality. Most of these kids have simple, god-fearin' needs like kick-ass ground effects on their car.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I think they should also add "reads books that are neither school textbooks nor the Bible."
-Is homosexual ad/or bisexual.
Dude, Richard Simmons is so goth.
and last, but not least,
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. I think this one pretty much speaks for itself
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hell and damnation, i must be goth and i didn't even know it.. [/sarcasm] i eat count chockula and associate with people who speak eccentrically (!). I enjoy time alone and quietness, but not neccessarily to invoke the devil. i drink alcohol and wear black. bog help me...
i love religious people, they're good for a laugh if nothing else.
Indeed. And I wear band tshirts, am excessively awake at night, dislike sunlight, and have tattoos. I'm going straight to hell if I don't change my ways. oh, wait... i don't believe in hell. nevermind...
i enjoy the part about enjoying quiet time alone the most, i think. one must be loud and roam in herds, apparently.
Every sperm is sacredzaprudaMarch 12 2005, 05:28:54 UTC
My friend and I were just discussing that his thoughts on that was, "yeah, if your a teenage boy and you want time a lone you probably aren't talking to dark spirits although; that is an absolute hillarious euphimsism"!
The best euphimism I've heard for masturbation though is, "killing the old man", I believe that is Mormon. I had it explained to me one time. I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about, which is why I'm not religous. I can only take my suspinsion of disbelief so far; and that goes far beyond the issue of suspinsion of disbelief!
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when i was a teenager my mother recieved a letter in the mail from "someone" claiming that they thought their daughter might be a death rocker and how to get help for me. listed their church name and what not. i WISH i had saved the letter but my mother ripped it up.
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No, I love how claims to be a goth is last next to wears a pin that says I'm a goth. I love that Budhism and, "philosophy", are evil cults. But nothing tops Count Chocula. I've never heard of any Goth eating Count Chocula to be more Goth, have you?
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But then again, I'm not a goth.
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-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
...but not dancing! Dancing is Satanic!
-Complains of boredom.
Okay, let me just jump in here and say that I am the ONLY person I know who actually IS bored with the world due to the fact that its horror isn't overtly, hallucinogenically Boschean enough, as opposed to almost invisible to the untrained eye in its banality. Most of these kids have simple, god-fearin' needs like kick-ass ground effects on their car.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I think they should also add "reads books that are neither school textbooks nor the Bible."
-Is homosexual ad/or bisexual.
Dude, Richard Simmons is so goth.
and last, but not least,
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. I think this one pretty much speaks for itself ( ... )
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i love religious people, they're good for a laugh if nothing else.
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That's my favorite next to Count Chocula!
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i enjoy the part about enjoying quiet time alone the most, i think. one must be loud and roam in herds, apparently.
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The best euphimism I've heard for masturbation though is, "killing the old man", I believe that is Mormon. I had it explained to me one time. I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about, which is why I'm not religous. I can only take my suspinsion of disbelief so far; and that goes far beyond the issue of suspinsion of disbelief!
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