It's 6:31 pm...
Do you know wher eyour husband is? I do...work, like usual. So...since I'm bored, I figured I'd yoink this from cyncha41 and fill it out...I've got nothing else better to do...except for yelling at Ruby for digging trenches in my backyard.
Name On Birth Certificate? Vanessa Zarah Chaikin
Nicknames? V, Ness, Nessa, Vaness, Vanni, Sis, Wif, Wifey, Woman, baby, angel, sweetheart, Shorty, Jersey
Any other names you might have? if I had any, I'd probably list them above, instead of answering this question...
Would you change your name? I already did...it's called Marriage, I'm not Vanessa Z. Wetherill
If So, what would you change it to? I'd probably swap out my middle name for my first name.
Where do you live? Fort Huachuca...the armpit of Arizona.
Where have you lived? California, New Jersey, New York, Kentucky, Arizona
Where would you like to live? at this point, anywhere but here. I think Chad and I want to settle in the south, outside of a city, like maybe in the Atlanta area.
Hobbi's? TV, playing with Ruby
Hidden Talents? Oh...if you only knew...
Do you think you're attractive? sometimes, Chad thinks I am all the time...and that's what counts.
Do others find you attractive? yes, my husband for one. And, I still get looks
What do you think is your best feature? physical feature: eyes other than that, my ability to make lasting friendships and being loving and caring.
What do others think is your best feature? Chad thinks my strength is one of my best features. Also, my nurturing other people too. My will to help.
Do you like your personality? yes, I think I turned out alright, considering.
Do others like your personality? I guess so...I dont' have many enemies, that I know of.
Do you think your funny? I have my funny moments
Do others think you funny? Sara thinks I'm hysterical sometimes. I think it's my dry sense of humor and my sarcasticness.
Do you like your family? lol...for those of you who are in touch with the crap that's going on back home, you can appreciate the complexity of this question.
Had a serious illness? yes, I think that I am mentally ill...it's genetic. No, I'm fine, the worst illness I've ever had was Whooping Cough when I was little.
Been happy about someones death? omigod, that's an awful question, and my answer is no.
Killed an animal? I ran over a squirrel going back to school one time...anyone from NY knows I was doing the enviornment a favor...I almost had to pull over though, I was pretty shook up about it.
Masterbated? I have before, but I don't do it anymore...why do something myself, when Chad can do it for me??
Had sex? like today? nope, not today.
Been sexually attracted to a cartoon character? umm...no
Caused a riot? jeeeez, I hope not!
Taken part in a riot? no, I'm a calm and peaceful person...right.
Eaten a bug? my accident, not, I repeat, NOT on purpose. It was utterly disgustig
Been on stage? Hell Yeah!
Been mentally disturbed? what a stupid fucking question (I agree Cynthia!)
Smoked? yup
Drank? you'd think I'd drink more living with someone who's a bartender, but I don't drink all that often.
Stolen? a pack of gum when I was little...mom caught me.
Used someone? no, I don't purposely use people...I'm usually the one who's used.
Wished to die? yeah, ashamed to admit it, but a couple of years ago.
Streaked? not lately...
Questioned God's existence? not really
Cursed at God? like.."DAMN YOU GOD??" no
Stalked someone online? I've been the one stalked...it's kind of freaky, especially when you took them off your buddy list, and then they CALL YOU from out of the blue...yeah, it's strange.
Had a sexual fantasy? who hasn't?
Taken pills? umm...not the illegal kind, but I take pills everyday...they're called 'prescriptions'
For a billion dollars would you...
Kill your parents? tempting...but no
Eat an ant farm? I have plenty of protein in my diet, thank-you-very-much.
Have same gender sex? if I wasn't married to a man, who knows what I'd do!
Kill your best friend? absolutely not, what are you? crazy?
Shoot yourself in the leg? as long as the damage was fixable (I agree again Cynthia)
Eat another person? OK...Hannibal...no, I wouldn't
Jump off a three story building? sure, if there was something to catch my fall
Walk naked in a mall? why not?
Shave your head? for a billion dollars, sure.
Drink human blood? no thanks.
Slap an old person? sure, but that's mean.
Eat your own vommit?THAT'S just gross...what is this? the application for Fear Factor?
My Favorite...
Letter? Z
Color? purple
Number? 37
Word? inept
Movie? Mall Rats
Shape? circle
Person? Chad
Relative? My brother, he's the only sane one at the moment.
Old Song? "Jump on it" Sir Mix-A-Lot
New Song? "Yeah" Usher...my friend's 2 year old dances to it in his carseat...it's adorable.
CD? Coldplay and Three Doors Down
TV Show? CSI
Movie Soundtrack? Chicago
Channel? Food Network and HBO
Parent? whichever one isn't being a shiesty asshole (I agree again Cynthia!)
Resturant? Macaroni Grill
Drink? water, or Screwdriver
Food? Italian
Snack? Fruit
Shoe Brand? whatever fits
Underwear? thongs
Season? SPRING
Sport? hockey, football, lacrosse
Dance? I don't dance much
Weapon? A Tank...Hooah! (that's right! I said it!)
Sin? umm...not to familiar with those things
Smell? whatever Chad's wearing
Shampoo? VO5...it's only 66 cents!
Favorite Friend? Claire, Sam, Becky and Sara
Last person you...
kissed? strangely enough...the dog. But it wasn't a kiss like THAT you sickos!
Hugged? Chad
Slept with? CHAD!
Licked? it was most likely Chad, but Ruby licked me earlier.
Ate? that's disgusting...didn't we go over this question already?
Cursed out? wanted to...but didn't. My husband's Major.
Intentionally hurt? I don't do things like that...usually, they're done to me.
Punched? no one
Said I love u too? Chad
Killed? umm...yeah
Danced with? Chad
Liked? Chad, and now we're married.
Stalked? no one...although I looked like one the other day driving around trying to find Col. Roberts' house.
Hated? My husband's Major
Gave the finger to? a stupid stupid stupid driver yesterday
Fought with? Oh, The Chad
Talked with? Chad...he just came home
Laughed with? Sara
Made bleed? I've been made to bleed several times in the last week actually...
Cuddled with? Ruby
Played with? Ruby
Ate with: a whole ton of military wives
Hung out with? Jackie and her puppy, Ellie.
Sung with? Chad...although Chad's other Major would have you believe that I'm going to sing karoke on friday night...sorry Maj. Dotson, not gonna happen!
Name On Birth Certificate? Vanessa Zarah Chaikin
Nicknames? V, Ness, Nessa, Vaness, Vanni, Sis, Wif, Wifey, Woman, baby, angel, sweetheart, Shorty, Jersey
Any other names you might have? if I had any, I'd probably list them above, instead of answering this question...
Would you change your name? I already did...it's called Marriage, I'm not Vanessa Z. Wetherill
If So, what would you change it to? I'd probably swap out my middle name for my first name.
Where do you live? Fort Huachuca...the armpit of Arizona.
Where have you lived? California, New Jersey, New York, Kentucky, Arizona
Where would you like to live? at this point, anywhere but here. I think Chad and I want to settle in the south, outside of a city, like maybe in the Atlanta area.
Hobbi's? TV, playing with Ruby
Hidden Talents? Oh...if you only knew...
Do you think you're attractive? sometimes, Chad thinks I am all the time...and that's what counts.
Do others find you attractive? yes, my husband for one. And, I still get looks
What do you think is your best feature? physical feature: eyes other than that, my ability to make lasting friendships and being loving and caring.
What do others think is your best feature? Chad thinks my strength is one of my best features. Also, my nurturing other people too. My will to help.
Do you like your personality? yes, I think I turned out alright, considering.
Do others like your personality? I guess so...I dont' have many enemies, that I know of.
Do you think your funny? I have my funny moments
Do others think you funny? Sara thinks I'm hysterical sometimes. I think it's my dry sense of humor and my sarcasticness.
Do you like your family? lol...for those of you who are in touch with the crap that's going on back home, you can appreciate the complexity of this question.
Had a serious illness? yes, I think that I am mentally ill...it's genetic. No, I'm fine, the worst illness I've ever had was Whooping Cough when I was little.
Been happy about someones death? omigod, that's an awful question, and my answer is no.
Killed an animal? I ran over a squirrel going back to school one time...anyone from NY knows I was doing the enviornment a favor...I almost had to pull over though, I was pretty shook up about it.
Masterbated? I have before, but I don't do it anymore...why do something myself, when Chad can do it for me??
Had sex? like today? nope, not today.
Been sexually attracted to a cartoon character? umm...no
Caused a riot? jeeeez, I hope not!
Taken part in a riot? no, I'm a calm and peaceful person...right.
Eaten a bug? my accident, not, I repeat, NOT on purpose. It was utterly disgustig
Been on stage? Hell Yeah!
Been mentally disturbed? what a stupid fucking question (I agree Cynthia!)
Smoked? yup
Drank? you'd think I'd drink more living with someone who's a bartender, but I don't drink all that often.
Stolen? a pack of gum when I was little...mom caught me.
Used someone? no, I don't purposely use people...I'm usually the one who's used.
Wished to die? yeah, ashamed to admit it, but a couple of years ago.
Streaked? not lately...
Questioned God's existence? not really
Cursed at God? like.."DAMN YOU GOD??" no
Stalked someone online? I've been the one stalked...it's kind of freaky, especially when you took them off your buddy list, and then they CALL YOU from out of the blue...yeah, it's strange.
Had a sexual fantasy? who hasn't?
Taken pills? umm...not the illegal kind, but I take pills everyday...they're called 'prescriptions'
For a billion dollars would you...
Kill your parents? tempting...but no
Eat an ant farm? I have plenty of protein in my diet, thank-you-very-much.
Have same gender sex? if I wasn't married to a man, who knows what I'd do!
Kill your best friend? absolutely not, what are you? crazy?
Shoot yourself in the leg? as long as the damage was fixable (I agree again Cynthia)
Eat another person? OK...Hannibal...no, I wouldn't
Jump off a three story building? sure, if there was something to catch my fall
Walk naked in a mall? why not?
Shave your head? for a billion dollars, sure.
Drink human blood? no thanks.
Slap an old person? sure, but that's mean.
Eat your own vommit?THAT'S just gross...what is this? the application for Fear Factor?
My Favorite...
Letter? Z
Color? purple
Number? 37
Word? inept
Movie? Mall Rats
Shape? circle
Person? Chad
Relative? My brother, he's the only sane one at the moment.
Old Song? "Jump on it" Sir Mix-A-Lot
New Song? "Yeah" Usher...my friend's 2 year old dances to it in his carseat...it's adorable.
CD? Coldplay and Three Doors Down
TV Show? CSI
Movie Soundtrack? Chicago
Channel? Food Network and HBO
Parent? whichever one isn't being a shiesty asshole (I agree again Cynthia!)
Resturant? Macaroni Grill
Drink? water, or Screwdriver
Food? Italian
Snack? Fruit
Shoe Brand? whatever fits
Underwear? thongs
Season? SPRING
Sport? hockey, football, lacrosse
Dance? I don't dance much
Weapon? A Tank...Hooah! (that's right! I said it!)
Sin? umm...not to familiar with those things
Smell? whatever Chad's wearing
Shampoo? VO5...it's only 66 cents!
Favorite Friend? Claire, Sam, Becky and Sara
Last person you...
kissed? strangely enough...the dog. But it wasn't a kiss like THAT you sickos!
Hugged? Chad
Slept with? CHAD!
Licked? it was most likely Chad, but Ruby licked me earlier.
Ate? that's disgusting...didn't we go over this question already?
Cursed out? wanted to...but didn't. My husband's Major.
Intentionally hurt? I don't do things like that...usually, they're done to me.
Punched? no one
Said I love u too? Chad
Killed? umm...yeah
Danced with? Chad
Liked? Chad, and now we're married.
Stalked? no one...although I looked like one the other day driving around trying to find Col. Roberts' house.
Hated? My husband's Major
Gave the finger to? a stupid stupid stupid driver yesterday
Fought with? Oh, The Chad
Talked with? Chad...he just came home
Laughed with? Sara
Made bleed? I've been made to bleed several times in the last week actually...
Cuddled with? Ruby
Played with? Ruby
Ate with: a whole ton of military wives
Hung out with? Jackie and her puppy, Ellie.
Sung with? Chad...although Chad's other Major would have you believe that I'm going to sing karoke on friday night...sorry Maj. Dotson, not gonna happen!