Survey
Ten (11) Things You Want To Say To Ten (11) Different People:
1. You should have never broke up with him. He was way more awesome than whats his face. Quit denying how much you love and miss him.. I know you way better than that. (Although whats his face is quite the cuddly.)
2. The only happiness I have in life is the notion that'll you'll eventually get what you deserve. Umm.. stupid cunt? Yes!
3. Rita, you're a fat bitch. Oh wait, I do tell you that all the time.
4. You're a worthless waste of human existance.. I hope you lose your cock and your kid gets aids.
5. Fuck you for dissapearing when you found out I didn't want to be with you. I thought you were my bestfriend.. it sucks to find out you're just a typical guy.
6. I miss you.. why did you change into someone else? Come back, damn it!
7. I'm so happy to have you back! I can't believe the stupid things we fought about. It was all because of that stupid cunt.. but she will never take you away from me again!!! You're mine! Not Jackie's:)
8. You left me for the old man again.. oh well.. after 14 years I should be used to this by now. I think I'm done trying, yes, quite done. Don't worry, I won't bother you again. Just remember.. I MADE YOU. Everything you know.. every song you listen to.. the way you dress.. even the fucked up douchebag you are with was because of me. And your vag is missing pieces so ha!
9. You're an emo fag. Quit talking about how you want to kill yourself and just fuckin' do it already.. all you on is a burden on your mother anyway. I hope you get hit by a truck.. and Gabe so doesn't think you're sexy.. haha.
10. I fucked your girlfriend.. ha ha haha ha! And I'll fuck your current girlfriend if I ever get the chance!!!
11. She's mine! You left her! And I look better naked! While your miles away I'm so moving in on "your woman".. lol
Nine Things About Yourself:
1. I am completely and totally obsessed with a frog named Glenn.. and a cave woman named Ayla:):):)
2. I still listen to N'Sync.
3. I'm a lush.
4. I think Matt is the hottest thing in the world.
5. But I would save Tony first in a fire.
6. Then I'd probably save some of my stuff.
7. Then I might go check on him. lol
8. MASH is my favorite show, ever!
9. Wait no, NewsRadio is.
Eight Ways To Win My Heart
1. Never lying to me.
2. Keeping promises.
3. Be interesting.
4. Have ambition.
5. Love me.
6. Take care of me, even if not financially.
7. Tolerance.
8. Boobs.
Seven Things That Cross Your Mind a lot Through the Day:
1. Money.
2. Boobs.
3. Sex.
4. Games.
5. The pointlessness of it all.
6. I have to pee.
7. Love.
Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1. David.
2. Mike.
3. Katie.
4. Trisha.
5. Amber.
6. Got expelled.
Five Turn Offs:
1. Stupidity.
2. Fakeness.
3. Christainity.
4. Closed minded people.
5. Over 21 and still living with your parents.
Four Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1. I don't know that many smiles.
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Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Be happy.
2. Homicidal massacre.
One Confession:
1. Moo.