Ok, demon raccoons are hella funny. Don't get bitten, or they'll have to bring out the silver plated copper bullets (wereraccoons aren't as tight, thus don't require pure silver bullets like werewolves). I want a podracer. Hmm, shouldn't your mom have sent you lotion or icyhot or something? You need not respond to this commentary.
oooh your mom is awesome. As is your physics book. But I'm still kinda glad I don't have to take it in college. (*)_(*) <- me in a college physics class (no not boobs you perv)
your mom is off the hook. at first i thought that was cookie dough in weird packaging, but then it said extra strength, and i was like what the hell do you need extra strength cookie dough for, and then it hit me that those were condoms.
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And you can always give the condoms to your roommate.
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and most of all: NO ROOMCEST!!! ;) Don't even think about it.
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