Tokyo Gore Police
Movie: Tokyo Gore Police
Score: 9.5/10
Brief Synopsis: Battle Royale rapes The Thing while Army Of Darkness watches.
In no particular order, this buffet of theatrical awesome contained:
Acid nipples
A prehensile dick cannon
The Mother of All Dentatas
A paraplegic Nimblewright with katanalimbs
A biomechanical chair that sprays piss geysers
Ballistic middle fingers
A complete denial of all principles of science (gravity, friction, genetics, arterial blood pressure)
Women stuffed in boxes
And a schoolgirl dual wielding chainsaws
You can make your own judgment.
Also, George Carlin is dead. This is very sad, for he was a crusader for comedy. I always appreciated him because the man seemed to innately understand that offensive speech is just words strung together and that people really only get offended by things if they're looking for attention. Rest in peace, you dirty bastard.
Score: 9.5/10
Brief Synopsis: Battle Royale rapes The Thing while Army Of Darkness watches.
In no particular order, this buffet of theatrical awesome contained:
Acid nipples
A prehensile dick cannon
The Mother of All Dentatas
A paraplegic Nimblewright with katanalimbs
A biomechanical chair that sprays piss geysers
Ballistic middle fingers
A complete denial of all principles of science (gravity, friction, genetics, arterial blood pressure)
Women stuffed in boxes
And a schoolgirl dual wielding chainsaws
You can make your own judgment.
Also, George Carlin is dead. This is very sad, for he was a crusader for comedy. I always appreciated him because the man seemed to innately understand that offensive speech is just words strung together and that people really only get offended by things if they're looking for attention. Rest in peace, you dirty bastard.