I'm going to take the bait and call her "traditional." Hiss!grosely_clerxFebruary 27 2009, 15:12:59 UTC
Yeah, she obviously went to a teen abstinence rally or something over the weekend. This is exactly the kind of shallow crap they pump teenagers full of.
Also, I like the preamble that you shouldn't talk about sex, which presages the sermon about sex.
"Call me traditional, but I think we should learn about sex the old-fashioned way - skittishly pantomiming intercourse with a mutually shamed spouse, under the tutelage of the sacred pillow-crochetings."
Re: I'm going to take the bait and call her "traditional." Hiss!grosely_clerxFebruary 27 2009, 15:49:23 UTC
Wait a second. Why am I responding to this? This is the same silly dross the Crimson White publishes every year. Much more notable is the fact that CW articles are like children's and teenybopper movies - the target audience rotates out so often that they can just recycle the same ol' hosewater over and again, and no one will be the wiser. But even that's not really notable.
Re: I'm going to take the bait and call her "traditional." Hiss!diamonddusteFebruary 27 2009, 16:02:51 UTC
Agreed. I don't know how many times I've seen a "sex column" pop up in the CW only for half the campus to be offended, and the other half of the campus to be bored by it/ignore it completely.
Re: I'm going to take the bait and call her "traditional." Hiss!clichedFebruary 27 2009, 17:22:33 UTC
I was pumped full of that stuff when I was a teenager. To be honest, I'm basically okay with scaring 15 year olds into not having sex.
But I think the most glaring error in her reasoning is that she doesn't seem to recognize that there can be sex in a relationship somewhere between one night stands and marriage. I am not married, but I certainly do not worry about being, ahem, "humped and dumped" or "ding-dong-ditched."
Also, you can get pregnant or get an STD even if you're married.
unholy, impure, bodily nonsenseflupiajoFebruary 27 2009, 15:35:33 UTC
Nix Megan Nix! Nix Megan Nix! All of your comments, esp. the phrase 'sacred pillow-crochetings,' really hit a funny bone for me. Thanks, Zac's friends.
If we avoid things that potentially cause emotional or physical harm due to fear, here are a few things we wouldn't have now:
1. Food 2. Shelter 3. Relationships (of any kind, I think, but especially romantic) 4. Fire 5. Electricity 6. Automobiles 7. Air Planes 8. Sports 9. Music 10. Everything else that makes life interesting, enjoyable, or easy 11. Oh, yeah, and sex
Obviously, if we did nothing risky, humans would have died out a long time ago. If we happened to survive the lack of procreation, we'd certainly be a boring, stressed, wretched bunch of creatures.
If we fear things that potentially cause emotional or physical harm, here are a few things we may end up with:
1. Christianity as Fire Insurance 2. Pascal's Wager 3. More fear 4. More emotional harm 5. More physical harm
I was aiming at the writer of the article. I would have used more generalized terms if I were aiming at more people, though I certainly agree with you.
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I've been thinking about this since I read it this afternoon.
I don't want this to shock you but I'm pretty sure it doesn't make sense.
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Also, I like the preamble that you shouldn't talk about sex, which presages the sermon about sex.
"Call me traditional, but I think we should learn about sex the old-fashioned way - skittishly pantomiming intercourse with a mutually shamed spouse, under the tutelage of the sacred pillow-crochetings."
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But I think the most glaring error in her reasoning is that she doesn't seem to recognize that there can be sex in a relationship somewhere between one night stands and marriage. I am not married, but I certainly do not worry about being, ahem, "humped and dumped" or "ding-dong-ditched."
Also, you can get pregnant or get an STD even if you're married.
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1. Food
2. Shelter
3. Relationships (of any kind, I think, but especially romantic)
4. Fire
5. Electricity
6. Automobiles
7. Air Planes
8. Sports
9. Music
10. Everything else that makes life interesting, enjoyable, or easy
11. Oh, yeah, and sex
Obviously, if we did nothing risky, humans would have died out a long time ago. If we happened to survive the lack of procreation, we'd certainly be a boring, stressed, wretched bunch of creatures.
If we fear things that potentially cause emotional or physical harm, here are a few things we may end up with:
1. Christianity as Fire Insurance
2. Pascal's Wager
3. More fear
4. More emotional harm
5. More physical harm
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