Yeller.

[ze_manx_mouse]

I ate some cheese just now and my stomach is beginning to cramp. You've crossed me again, cheese. Maybe I'm lactose intolerant, or gluten-sensitive, or something. I hope it's not the latter, as I once tasted a gluten-free muffin and it felt like I was eating sand

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[lobsterbelle]

What kind of cheese was it? Maybe you're just intolerant towards some kinds.

Tell the matchmakers to leave you alone! People are most likely to marry someone from the same background as them, which means you'd be more likely to end up with an Australian anyway!

[ze_manx_mouse]

It was Bega. Why do you treat me like this, Bega?

Yeah, but they'd probably be like " YOUR BACKGROUND IS INDIAN respeeeeeect it." Well, I watched a Bollywood film once. That was rather Indian of me. At my cousin's place I repeatedly refused suggestions that I should be set up with randoms. That involved me squirming in my chair and going "NOOOOoooooo, I don't WANT to," over the top of my aunt's voice.

I am graceful and mature, clearly.

[lobsterbelle]

Bega hates you. Never visit the factory.

If you were REALLY Indian you would have acted in a Bollywood film! Say that next time they try and get you an Indian boy.

Hahah it's what I would have done too!

[ze_manx_mouse]

I'll go one step further and never visit Bega. Wait...the factory's probably IN Bega. Please excuse my slow, slow ways.

AHA EXACTLY, missed a vital criterion there, didn't they?

Next time I'll slop food down my front, for a touch of added immaturity. This should discourage them.