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[zebraheaded]

What kind of fucking wierdo wakes up at 1 in the morning (when he has to get up at 7 for work), and handwashes his labcoat in the bathroom sink

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[caitthegreat]

"i heart the cock"

[zebraheaded]

You provide me with the 1/2 scale full colour cutout of a penis to paste in the blank space, and you win!!

Of course...you'll also get to choose what piece of Brilliant Zero equipment I then proceed to affix it to ;)

[leahdel88]

they have those in cosmo a lot. we have 2 floating around at work.

they make watermelon smirnoff? that sounds yummy. I was at a liquor store yesterday and i found out that malibu AND parrot bay make pineapple rum! I also found this stuff called 99 apples or 99 bananas and its 99 proof. that shit must get you fucked up! it was wicked cheap too. we should pregame with it on our next outing.

[zebraheaded]

What the crap, they need to put these ads in magazines that cost 2 bucks, not these damn 5 dollar magazines. I need more of these stickers.

So this "99" stuff...what kind of liquor is it?? If its rum, Im all fucking for it.

[leahdel88]

i think its flavored rubbing alcohol.

[rainydaygirl]

When I flew to Chicago last week, I found a magazine on the plane that had the same bumper sticker in it. I wanted to take it, but then I felt bad, not my magazine. Try, "I *heart* secretaries." Wear it on your butt and walk past her a lot.

Smirnoff is the best. I'll have to try that sometime.

[prez_smith]

Write "I *heart* Maintenance Man"

Cuz I think its a well known fact that EVERYONE does.