Jews love Jesus!

[zebrastarr]

Um, just kidding? I am soooo livid right now. I just watched this horrible paid programming about Jews for Jesus, or this particular sect called "Jewish-Christians." UM WHAT?! It's these two southern pricks who are trying to pretend to be Jews who just happen to believe Jesus is the Messiah. Throughout the whole program they keep spitting these

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[lostcircuit]

They aren't really onto anything new. They've just started marketing it like all those Evangelicals have been doing forever. I worked with a Messiahnic Jew when I temped last year. He read the bible a lot - and he played acoustic guitar in their choir, how great is that? By great I mean, a classic visual image of comedy. Well, it would have been great except he was a total dick.

I'm with Colin on the fucked-up-ed-ness (isn't that a great use of hyphens?)!

[comme_un_buddha]

D... you know what you have to do. Let them know. Let them ALL know... that you have successfully contained the Messiah within your cranium.... and you're NEVER LETTING HIM OUT.

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

[gloriouselysium]

why aren't there other crossover groups? there could be all sorts of awesome ones, like muslims for maimonides, or mormons for muhammed

[comme_un_buddha]

PS-- my favorite question is "Was Jesus crucified on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday?"

[rayndeigh]

i got a concussion one time and a jew for jesus told me it happened because, while i was wearing a star of david, i hadnt accepted christ into my life. he gave me a pamphlet all about it.