Brother's Keeper

[zedmanauk]

“I can’t do that, Freddy,” he pleaded.

“You can and you will, Donut.  I told you I expected some penance for how you shafted me.”

“But, Freddy, you don’t understand.  I don’t have the power to do it.  I am not omnipotent here.”

“Are you a real man or a boy, Donito?  You get your ass out there and make it happen.”

“But  I already got in a lot of

Comments

[sweeny_todd]

oh wow... it's not the worst theory!!!

[zedmanauk]

People don't act like him normally, right?

[pixiebelle]

Oh now this is interesting and relevant. Scary to think about too.

[zedmanauk]

Yeah, who knows where this presidency will go next.

[rayaso]

I love the logic behind this! It was wonderful satire. Satirizing a person who writes things like "[I]f Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)" is a bigly challenge.

[zedmanauk]

Thanks!

[d0gs]

Satirizing a person who writes things like... is a bigly challenge

I've been laughing at this for about five minutes :'D

[rayaso]

Laughter is the best response. "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." -- Mark Twain.

[encrefloue]

Not even this would surprise me at this point -_-

I think "bigly" was my favorite red flag. Great concept and execution!

[zedmanauk]

Thank you!

[ellison]

Omg once I read "bigly" I realized what was up and groaned. This administration is very groan-worthy and you captured the ridiculousness and insanity of it here.