Eggs

[zedmanauk]

“I don’t know about this, Cletus,” Gus said mournfully.

“Trust me, Gus,  we’ll be rolling in the dough soon enough.  I tell you we can sell our  eggs for three times what we were getting for them before!”

“But are you sure this is what they mean?  And don’t we need to get  certified or something, by the organic council or something?”

“NO!  That’

Comments

[adoptedwriter]

Fun to read!😄

[favoritebean]

This was hilarious. Great work!

[karmasoup]

Oh, my! Yuck!!! XD Leave it to somebody named Cletus to come up with a hairbrained cockamamy scheme like this!

[rayaso]

This was so much fun to read. I love the idea of free range eggs and bogus grassmilk. These two won't go far, but their ideas have a certain flair.

[halfshellvenus]

Hahaha! Oh, those labeling technicalities. 'Free-range' clearly needs more fine print. ;)