My Sins...oooh..really.
Okay, so I got this from wait I'm following a meme..oohhh no.
WRATH
1. who did you last get angry with?
One of my cow-irkers..We'll call him K.
2. what is your weapon of choice?
The back-handed complement...usually after applying a fore-handed slap.
3. would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Yes!
4. how about of the same sex?
Ayup
5. who was the last person that got really angry at you?
One of my bossthings...but I had just applied #2...at 2am.
6. what is your pet peeve?
Stupidity.
7. do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I keep them until I forget them, and they can be ressurected by reminders.
SLOTH
1. what is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Exercise.
2. what is the latest you've ever woken up?
Dinner time...call it 7pm.
3. name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
My sister... it just keeps not happening.
4. what is the last lame excuse you've made?
I would, but you don't deserved it today.
5. have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Nope.
6. when was the last time you got a good workout in?
Its been ten years or so.
7. how many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Zero times today. But then again, I can't reach the snooze button ;)
GLUTTONY
1. what is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
No habla yuppie beverages...
2. white meat or dark meat?
RED MEAT!
3. what is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Um...Let's call it a 40 of vodka plus an unspecified amount of beer.
4. have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nope
5. do you have an issue with your weight?
Food is meant to be eaten dangit.
6. do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Ah prefers sweets. But Salty and Spicy and Cruncy and Smooth and Bland and..and..and...are good too
7. have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet?
Hell no... But I have participated in the 'killing' of a buffet
LUST
1. how many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Um...geez..well over 60..wow.
2. how many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
Probably the same 60..maybe a few more.
3. have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Heck no.. I've got a bit more couth than that.
4. have you wanted someone who was taken?
Ayup! Still do dangit.
5. what is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Tits! Love them Tits!
6. have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yes
7. have you ever had a one night stand?
Uh-huh.
GREED
1. how many credit cards do you own?
Zero...de-nada
2. what's your guilty pleasure?
Movies...alone with popcorn and soda.
3. if you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Buy a house. Buy a car. Invest what's left and take a vacation. Pay for the marriage.
4. would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. Fame fades...money is in the bank
5. would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Megabucks? Sure. But only for Mega-Bucks
6. have you ever stolen anything?
Sure, but never anything really worth much..
7. how many mp3's are on your hard drive?
None..
PRIDE
(apparently there is no #1)
2. what one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
My parents love that I am doing well in my chosen profession. And am living well and happy. That's all they really care about
3. what thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
To write that one piece of software that makes me famous/rich. (snork)
4. do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I *hate* to lose. I lose if I don't win...ergo I hate coming in second.
5. have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Heck no. What's the fun in slapping a bunch of weak bitches to the curb.
6. have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Survey Says: Yes!
7. what did you do today that you're proud of?
I remembered to call geminigirl and ask about her meeting today. Good Fiancee! Good!
ENVY
1. what item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
Me want *house*.
2. if you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
John Carmack...writes games for a living and is rich. What more could one ask for.
3. have you ever been cheated on?
No.
4. have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
5. have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Ayup.
6. what trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Organization
7. what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust.