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[zee_triscuit]

I've got an idea...

How 'bout someone just kills me?

Yes...Kill me with something long and pointy.

Also? I was in the press area earlier and I think I saw something moving under some papers. Just an FYI.

But yes, just shoot me, quickly, with something nice and explosive.

Comments

[ucbfeminista]

Yeah, we've got small creatures.

I'm actually kind of afraid to go in there.

We're getting someone in to try to kill the little fuckers. I hope.

You okay?

[zee_triscuit]

Yay! Kill the little fuckers!

Yeah, It's just... It's one of those weeks where it's only Wednesday but It feels like the monday of next week you know?

[ucbfeminista]

That's what I'm saying. Because I don't think anyone wants to see me freak out at the podium. And I will. Freak out.

Tell me about it.

[zee_triscuit]

Yeah I probably would too. It'll make a great story on CNN. "Bartet Press Secretary breaks leg while avoiding mouse on podium."

Maybe we need to get a cat.

[dhatuofjake]

I don't think the secret service would like that.

[zee_triscuit]

No they wouldn't, which just makes it all the more fun.

::snicker::

[us_feminist]

Well, I have some gel pens, a few pencils, a pair of scissors... but alas, no, You can't have any of them.

What's up?