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[zeedrippyvessel]

If I wished someone a happy birthday and they went off like a rampant case of the galloping shits, I don't think I'd wish them a happy birthday ever again.

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[alexcat]

Sheesh! If you ever wish me a hppy birthday I promise I'll be happy about it!

I'll get your story done this weekend if not tomorrow.

[wiccarowan]

Best. Simile. Ever.