Looking back at the past two years I realize that I fucked my life altogether. I can only look back and wish that I did so many things differently. All the mistakes, missed oppurtunities, fits and stupid little things I fought over. They all seemed so important, but I am no better than I was two years ago. Seriously, I really wish I could do it ( Read more... )

KICKBALL at Silver Diner parking lot. Monday nights at 9:35. You better come, and bring all of your friends that you can. Do it, it'll be grand.

Listen, Whoever the fuck called my cellphone (240-401-0052) tonight and asked if i was jewish and was being a dumbass and asked me to speak some Hebrew, you woke me from my sleep, and if i find out who you are there will be the unleashing of fury. Nobody wakes me up without getting a little pain. You are a dumbass and you sounded severely drunk ( Read more... )

I haven't edited this yet, but here it is ( Read more... )

and now for the pity-whore:
I sprained my ankle and I need to be consoled by a beautiful understanding girl. Oh I'm such a fallen hero.
Pity me, please.

Oh my Lordie ( Read more... )

My thoughts on the jersey ( Read more... )

So my sister said that she would be 5-10 minutes late in being ready this morning because of a project, so I decided to wait and finish my philosophy paper. After 20 minutes I asked her if she was ready and she said another 5 minutes. Another 20 minutes later I was done with the paper so I asked how long she would be and she said half an hour. ( Read more... )

So this summer I will most likely be a swim instructor at the JCC because Gesher was full. Sorry Rachel.

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