[FanFic] Yo'Mama
Title: Yo'Mama
Author/Artist: Zeenzazada
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang
Rating: G
Warnings: Immature jokes that are told by 12 year olds used.
Summary: Ed decides to tell Roy "your mama"
This story was based on a Yo'mama joke I randomly thought of. Its the last joke used.
“Full Metal, please have a seat.” Roy Mustang said as Edward and Alphonse entered his office. “I believe your research has been going well?” Roy smirked.
“Your face.” Ed replied sharply. Roy looked at Ed in annoyance.
“Honestly Edward, isn’t that a bit too immature for you?” Roy said keeping his cool.
“Your mama.” Ok, cool lost. No one ever talked about Roy’s mother.
“Yo’ mama was so dumb, she didn’t even feed her baby milk.” He said for a comeback. Owch. Was that a double blow? Yo’ mama + Short joke? Ed was ticked now.
“Yo’ mama is so fat, Gluttony couldn’t even eat her!” Edward countered.
“Yo’ mama was so ugly that she had plastic surgery, and then you went and brought her original form back to life!”
“Yo’ mama is so ugly, if Envy ever tried to change into her, he would blow up!”
“Yo’ mama was so stupid, she thought Lt. Armstrong was sexy!”
“Yo’ mama is so ugly, she reminds me of you!”
Alphonse watched as the colonel and Edward yelling at each other, deep in thought. Then he had an epiphany.
“Oh! I got one!” Roy and Ed stopped and stared at him.
They honestly forgot the bulk of armor was there.
“Yo’ mama so short, she makes Edward seem tall!”
….
….
Our story ends with a very scared Alphonse running from a severely pissed Roy and an even more pissed Ed.
Author/Artist: Zeenzazada
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang
Rating: G
Warnings: Immature jokes that are told by 12 year olds used.
Summary: Ed decides to tell Roy "your mama"
This story was based on a Yo'mama joke I randomly thought of. Its the last joke used.
“Full Metal, please have a seat.” Roy Mustang said as Edward and Alphonse entered his office. “I believe your research has been going well?” Roy smirked.
“Your face.” Ed replied sharply. Roy looked at Ed in annoyance.
“Honestly Edward, isn’t that a bit too immature for you?” Roy said keeping his cool.
“Your mama.” Ok, cool lost. No one ever talked about Roy’s mother.
“Yo’ mama was so dumb, she didn’t even feed her baby milk.” He said for a comeback. Owch. Was that a double blow? Yo’ mama + Short joke? Ed was ticked now.
“Yo’ mama is so fat, Gluttony couldn’t even eat her!” Edward countered.
“Yo’ mama was so ugly that she had plastic surgery, and then you went and brought her original form back to life!”
“Yo’ mama is so ugly, if Envy ever tried to change into her, he would blow up!”
“Yo’ mama was so stupid, she thought Lt. Armstrong was sexy!”
“Yo’ mama is so ugly, she reminds me of you!”
Alphonse watched as the colonel and Edward yelling at each other, deep in thought. Then he had an epiphany.
“Oh! I got one!” Roy and Ed stopped and stared at him.
They honestly forgot the bulk of armor was there.
“Yo’ mama so short, she makes Edward seem tall!”
….
….
Our story ends with a very scared Alphonse running from a severely pissed Roy and an even more pissed Ed.