i haven't been on in a few days
and i forgot to comment on any of matts entries about his birthday
i didn't make him a card
so i made him this...
he does things sometimes when we play music...
he is very good at riding shea...
he likes to flick me off when i take blurry pics of him pooping...
he looks like a pretty little girl sometimes...
he bowls like a true man...
he looks like a asian woman when we straighten our hair...
he will do anything to try and make out with me...
he also makes pictures...
he can't play the drums...
he is prone to static electricity...
he has been known to take advantage of smaller men...
he always acts like he has guns...
he likes to climb trees...
he isn't too good at keeping his head warm...
he...
he is in a gang...
he whispers sweet nothings into my ear just so i know he cares...
"i've got indians in my pants..."
now go vote, smoke, masturbate, and waste your money on lotto tickets until you pass out.
happy birthday matt.