Anyone who knew me during my single years (aka the dark days) understood all too well that I wasn't the dating type. As a matter of fact, it was a horrid experience for me and everyone close enough to hear me bitch and mope all of the time ( Read more... )

My spider-sense is telling me I'm taking my wife to see Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood in April. Actually, it's a cross between my spider-sense and my wife ( Read more... )

I just want all of you "snow-lovers" to know that I will have a shovel ready for those who insist snow is a good thing. Please don't scratch the paint on my new car. If you show up early I will throw in some complimentary coffee. Sorry, no Swiss Miss, snow-lovers don't get any mini-marshmallows...

I even got me a little wife! Friday morning, hockeygrl and I went to the Towson courthouse and got married. Our parental units were present as well as a small group of friends (sorry folks, there was a ten person limit...which included us). After that, we headed to Don Pablos for lunch and booze, then back to my parents house for cake and loot. A good time ( Read more... )

99.1 WHFS, an alternative radio station in Washington D.C., has suddenly become a spanish station. Does this mean I can get tickets for the HFieSta? Will Charo be headlining? Will they have los junkitos in the morning? Is it alternativo salsa music? What does caller venticinco win?
Wall of Voodoo said it best:
I hear the talking of the DJ/ can't ( Read more... )

I just bought a car.

"We cannot tolerate a crocodile in our bedroom," said Sheik Omar Bakri. "U.S. forces in Muslim countries are crocodiles in our bedrooms. So we are not going to give them ice cream."

I'm sick of being sick. I'm pretty sure this is due to the fucking weather getting colder. Hopefully I'll be able to go out and play again soon. In the meantime, go read this.

I'm designing a new Door Prize site for the class I'm taking. So far, all I've really done is make a new graphic. Damn my procrastination!

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Is it November 3rd yet? Almost ( Read more... )