Thu, 13:23: RT @ JackOfQuills: how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alpha…
Wed, 14:59: What is this weird weather phenomenon?? I think they call it... warmth??
Wed, 18:18: YO. a pole dance to Gethsemane would be so amazing
Wed, 20:52: RT @ Marisha_Ray: I had a dream last night that we universally decided as a society that it’s grammatically incorrect to say “I love you”, a…
Tue, 12:43: boss lady blocked my last hour of work to train our new guy. wtf am i supposed to teach him in an hour, that's time… https://t.co/7NzW4ipQxz
Fri, 12:04: so my aunt offered to let me borrow some of her tights but 1. do i really wanna wear TIGHTS and 2. i don't want my… https://t.co/VVqRsXfyUT
Fri, 13:01: RT @ sblackmoore: Daily Affirmation: You are the one who makes gods quake in their halls of light, the one who tears through their heavens a…
Tue, 12:02: psa from your friendly neighborhood massage therapist: please please PLEASE don't be afraid to divulge your medical… https://t.co/8AgQ5mJwJm